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Thursday, October 1, 2009

List of Internet Acronyms & Text Message Jargon

With millions of people texting regularly, it's no wonder you've seen this cryptic looking code!

Commonly used wherever people get online -- whether by text message, IM, SMS, email, cell phone, iPhone, Blackberry, PDA, etc. -- and as seen on blogs, chat rooms, Web sites, games, and newsgroup postings -- these abbreviations are used by people to correspond with each other. Acronyms are an integral part of computer culture. The use of acronyms grew rapidly on the Internet and created a new lingo, known as shorthand, online jargon and leetspeak.

Acronyms are often typed in ALL CAPS but it is not proper netiquette to type in ALL CAPS in general, in fact, it's SHOUTING.

People with limited eyesight may use all caps to see the words better, but otherwise, TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.

Got a favorite one you don't see here? Add your own lingo in the comments section!

Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"

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I have a comment
*$
Starbucks
2
Your (or my) two cents worth
10Q
thank you
1174
Nude club
121
One to one
1337
Elite -or- leet -or- L337
143
I love you
14AA41
One for All and All for One
182
I hate you
19
0 hand
20
Location
2B or not 2B
To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT
Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G
Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT
Too Good To Be True
2moro
Tomorrow
2nite
Tonight
2U2
To You Too
404
I haven't a clue
411
Information
420
Marijuana
459
I love you
4COL
For Crying Out Loud
4EAE
ForEver And Ever
4eva
forever
4ever
Forever
4NR
Foreigner
4Q
F*** You
511
Too much information
5FS
5 Finger Salute
8
Oral sex
831
I Love You
86
Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
9
Parent is watching
99
Parent is no longer watching
::poof::
i'm gone
<3
heart
?
I have a question
?^
hook up?
@TEOTD
At The End Of The Day
A/S/L/P
Age/Sex/Location/Picture
A3
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF
As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
AAK
Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI
As A Matter Of Interest
AAR
At Any Rate
AAR8
At Any Rate
AAS
Alive And Smiling
AATK
Always At The Keyboard
AAYF
As Always, Your Friend
AB
Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTITB
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2
About To
ACD
Alt Control Delete
ACE
Access Control Entry
ACK
Acknowledgement
ACORN
A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
ADAD
Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB
All Done Bye Bye
addy
address
ADIH
Another Day In Hell
ADIP
Another Day In Paradise
ADN
Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
ADR
Address
ADVD
Advised
AEAP
As Early As Possible
AFAGAY
A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP
A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember
AFAIU
As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAP
As Far As Possible
AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned
AFC
Away From Computer
AFDN
Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO
Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFJ
April Fools Joke
AFK
Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT
About F***ing Time
AFZ
Acronym Free Zone
AGB
Almost Good Bridge
AGKWE
And God Knows What Else
AIAMU
And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
aight
all right
AIH
As It Happens
AIMB
As I Mentioned Before
AIMP
Always In My Prayers
AISB
As I Said Before
AISE
As I Said Earlier
AISI
As I See It
AITR
Adult In The Room
AKA or a.k.a.
Also Known As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
alcon
All Concerned
ALOL
Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG
Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP
As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
AMBW
All My Best Wishes
AMF
Adios Mother F***er
AML
All My Love
AMRMTYFTS
All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGB
Almost Nearly Good Bridge
AOAS
All Of A Sudden
AOB
Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON
Apropos Of Nothing
AP
Apple Pie
AS
Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
ASAFP
As Soon As F***ing Possible
ASAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT
As Soon As You Get This
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH
Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB
Ain't That A Bitch
ATC
Any Two Cards
ATM
At The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
ATSL
Along The Same Line
ATST
At The Same Time
ATW
All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
ATWD
Agree That We Disagree
AWC
After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet?
AWLTP
Avoiding Work Like The Plague
AWNIAC
All We Need Is Another Chair
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AWTTW
A Word To The Wise
AYC
Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE
All You Can Eat
AYK
As You Know
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYSOS
Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB
And You're Telling Me This Because
AYV
Are You Vertical?
B&F
Back and Forth
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
B4U
Before You
B4YKI
Before You Know It
BAC
Bad Ass Chick
BAG
Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Ass Mother F***er
banana
code word for penis
BARB
Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
BAU
Business As Usual
BB
Be Back
BB4N
Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC
Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
BBB
Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG
Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM
Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN
Bye Bye for Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBIAS
Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW
Be Back In A While
BBL
Be Back Later
BBMFIC
Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
BBSD
Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT
Be Back Tomorrow
BBW
Big Beautiful Woman
BC
Because
BCBG
Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS
Big Company, Big School
BCNU
Be Seeing You
bcoz
because
BD
Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M
Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC
Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
BDN
Big Damn Number
BEG
Big Evil Grin
beos
Nudge
BF
Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
BFD
Big F***ing Deal
BFE
Bum F*** Egypt
BFF
Best Friends Forever
BFFN
Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE
Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN
Bye For Now
BFR
Big F***ing Rock
BHAG
Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG
Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHIMBGO
Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
BHOF
Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5
Back In Five
BIBI
Bye Bye
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIF
Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
BIL
Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
BIO
Bring It On
BIOIYA
Break It Off In Your Ass
BION
Believe It Or Not
BIOYE
Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN
Blow it Out Your Nose
BITCH
Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD
Back In The Day
BITFOB
Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
BJ
Blow Job
BKA
Better Known As
BL
Belly Laughing
BLBBLB
Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
Blkbry
Blackberry
BM
Byte Me
BMF
Bad Mother F***er
BMGWL
Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BMOF
Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA
Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN
Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF
Big Name Fan
BO
Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOB
Battery Operated Boyfriend
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE
But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BON
Believe it Or Not
BOTEC
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BOTOH
But On The Other Hand
BPLM
Big Person Little Mind
BR
Bathroom
BRB
Be Right Back
BRT
Be Right There
BS
Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW
Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE
Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSEG
Big Sh** Eating Grin
BSF
But Seriously, Folks
BSOD
Blue Screen of Death
BT
Byte This
BTA
But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
BTD
Bored To Death
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO
Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM
Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTN
Better Than Nothing
BTOIYA
Be There Or It's Your Ass
BTSOOM
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT
Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILWU
By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
buhbye
bye
BW
Best Wishes
BWDIK
But What Do I Know
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BWO
Black, White or Other
BWTM
But Wait, There's More
BYKT
But You Knew That
BYOA
Bring Your Own Advil
BYOB
Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOW
Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
BZ
Busy
c ya
see ya
C&G
Chuckly and Grin
C-P
Sleepy
C-T
City
C/P
Cross Post
C/S
Change of Subject
C4N
Ciao For Now
CAAC
Cool As A Cucumber
CAS
Crack A Smile
CB
Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
CBB
Can't Be Bothered
CBF
Can't Be F***ed
CBJ
Covered Blow Job
CD9
Code 9 - it means parents are around
CF
Coffee Freak
CFV
Call For Vote
CHA
Click Here Asshole
CIAO
Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CICYHW
Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID
Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
CIL
Check In Later
CLM
Career Limiting Move
CM
Call Me
CMAP
Cover My Ass Partner
CMF
Count My Fingers
CMIW
Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU
Crack Me Up
CNP
Continued in Next Post
COB
Close Of Business
COD
Change Of Dressing
Cof$
Church of Scientology
CofS
Church of Scientology
COS
Change Of Subject
CRAFT
Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP
Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT
Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS
Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB
Come Right Back
CRBT
Crying Real Big Tears
CRDTCHCK
Credit Check
CRS
Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA
Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CS
Career Suicide
CSA
Cool Sweet Awesome
CSL
Can't Stop Laughing
CSN
Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CT
Can't Talk
CTA
Call To Action
CTC
Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
CTMQ
Chuckle To Myself Quietly
CTO
Check This Out
CU
See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU
See You Around The Universe
CUL8R
See You Later
CULA
See You Later Alligator
CUNS
See You In School
CUOL
See You OnLine
CUWTA
Catch Up With The Acronyms
CUZ
Because
CWOT
Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CX
Cancelled
CY
Calm Yourself
CYA
Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYE
Check your Email
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYO
See You Online
CYT
See You Tomorrow
D&M
Deep & Meaningful
d00d
dude, also seen as dood
DAMHIKT
Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBABAI
Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBD
Don't Be Dumb
DBEYR
Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD
Due Diligence
DDSOS
Different Day, Same Old Sh**
def
Definitely
DEGT
Don't Even Go There
DETI
Don't Even Think It
dewd
dude
DF
Dear Friend
DFLA
Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA
Don't Go Anywhere
DGT
Don't Go There
DGTG
Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF
Damn Girl You're Fine
DH
Dear Husband
DHYB
Don't Hold Your Breath
DIAF
Die In A Fire
DIC
Drunk In Charge
DIKU
Do I Know You?
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS
Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DINK
Double Incomes, No Kids
DIRFT
Do It Right the First Time
DISTO
Did I Say That Outloud?
DITR
Dancing In The Rain
ditto
same here
DITYID
Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY
Do It Yourself
DKDC
Don't Know Don't Care
DL
Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM
Don't Lie To Me
DMI
Don't Mention It
DNBL8
Do Not Be Late
DNC
Does Not Compute
DND
Do Not Disturb
DOC
Drug Of Choice
DOE
Depends On Experience
DOEI
Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD
Department Of Redundancy Department
DP
Domestic Partner
dps
Damage Per Second
DPUP
Don't Poop Your Pants
DQMOT
Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ
Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRB
Dirty Rat Bastard
DRIB
Don't Read If Busy
DSTR8
Damn Straight
DTC
Deep Throaty Chuckle
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUI
Driving Under the Influence
DUM
Do You Masturbate?
DUNA
Don't Use No Acronyms
dunno
i don't know
DURS
Damn You Are Sexy
DUSL
Do You Scream Loud?
DUST
Did You See That?
DWB
Don't Write Back
DWBH
Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI
Driving While Intoxicated
DWPKOTL
Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
DWS
Driving While Stupid
DWWWI
Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
DWYM
Does What You Mean
DYFM
Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB
Do You Have A Boyfriend?
DYHAG
Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate It When...
DYLI
Do You Love It?
DYOFDW
Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT
Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123
Easy as One, Two, Three
E2HO
Each to His/Her Own
EAK
Eating at Keyboard
EAPFS
Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
EE
Electronic Emission
effin
F***ing
EFT
Electronic Funds Transfer
EG
Evil Grin
EL
Evil Laugh
EM
Excuse Me
EMA
E-Mail Address
EMFBI
Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFJI
Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMI
Excuse My Ignorance
EML
Email Me Later
EMRTW
Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG
E-Mail Message
EOD
End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
EOL
End Of Life
EOM
End Of Message
EOT
End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESAD
Eat Sh** And Die
ESADYFA
Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED
Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESH
Experience, Strength, and Hope
ESMF
Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO
Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
ETLA
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
every1
everyone
EVRE1
Every One
EWI
E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face-to-Face
FAB
Features Attributes Benefits
FAH
F***ing A Hot
FAP
F***ing A Pissed
FAQL
Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT
Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
FASB
Fast Ass Son Bitchii
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FB
F*** Buddy
FBI
F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
FBKS
Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FBOCD
Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
FCFS
First Come, First Served
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud
FDGB
Fall Down Go Boom
FE
Fatal Error
FF
Friends Forever
FF&PN
Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS
For F*** Sake
FGDAI
Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FIF
F*** I'm Funny
FIIK
F*** If I Know
FIL
Father-In-Law
FILF
Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH
Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE
F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH
First in, Still Here
FITB
Fill In The Blanks
FLA
Four Letter Acronym
FLUID
F***ing Look it Up, I Did
FMLTWIA
F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMTYEWTK
Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FMUTA
F*** Me Up The Ass
FNG
F***ing New Guy
FO
F*** Off
FOAD
F*** Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOAG
F*** Off And Google
FOC
Free of Charge
FOFL
Falling on Floor Laughing
FOGC
Fear Of Getting Caught
FOL
Fond of Leather
FOMC
Fell Off My Chair
FOMCL
Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD
Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FOS
Full Of Sh**
FRED
F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FS
For Sale
FSBO
For Sale By Owner
FSR
For Some Reason
FSU
F*** Sh** Up
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH
From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF
F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
FTFOI
For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTLOG
For The Love Of God
FTN
F*** That Noise
FTR
For The Record
FTRF
F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB
For The Time Being
FTW
For The Win -or- F*** The World
FU2
F*** You Too
FUBAR
F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB
F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUJIMO
F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
FUM
F***ed Up Mess
FURTB
Filled Up and Ready To Burst
FWB
Friends With Benefits
FWD
Forward
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FWOT
F***ing Waste Of Time
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYE
For Your Edification
FYEO
For Your Eyes Only
FYF
From Your Friend
FYI
For Your Information
FYIFV
F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE
From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM
For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN
Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G
Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
G1
Good One
G2G
Got to Go
G2GLYS
Got To Go Love Ya So
G4I
Go For It
G4N
Good For Nothing
GA
Go Ahead
GAB
Getting A Beer
GAFYK
Get Away From Your Keyboard
GAGFI
Gives A Gay First Impression
GAL
Get A Life
GALGAL
Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER
Get A Load of Her
GALHIM
Get A Load of Him
GANB
Getting Another Beer
GAP
Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
GAS
Got A Second?
gawd
god
GB
Good Bridge
GBG
Great Big Grin
GBH
Great Big Hug
GBTW
Get Back To Work
GC
Good Crib
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
GDI
God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GDW
Grin, Duck and Wave
GF
Girlfriend
GFF
Go F***ing Figure
GFI
Go For It
GFN
Gone For Now
GFON
Good For One Night
GFR
Grim File Reaper
GFTD
Gone For The Day
GFY
Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
GFYMF
Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
GG
Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
GGA
Good Game All
GGGG
God, God, God, God
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GGOH
Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GHM
God Help Me
GI
Google It
GIC
Gift In Crib
GIDK
Gee I Don't Know
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GILF
Grandmother I'd Like to F***
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ
Good Job
GJP
Good Job Partner
GL
Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLA
Good Luck All
GLB
Good Looking Boy
GLBT
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG
Good Looking Girl
GLGH
Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLYASDI
God Loves You And So Do I
GM
Good Morning -or- Good Move
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT
Great Minds Think For Themselves
GN
Good Night
GNBLFY
Got Nothing But Love For You
GNOC
Get Naked On Cam
GNSD
Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GOL
Giggling Out Loud
GOS
Gay Or Straight
GOWI
Get On With It
GOYHH
Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D
Grinning Running And Ducking
GR2BR
Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
GR8
Great
GRAS
Generally Recognized As Safe
gratz
Congratulations
grrlz
girls, also seen as grrl
GRRR
Growling
GSOAS
Go Sit On A Snake
GSOH
Good Sense Of Humor
GSYJDWURMNKH
Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
GT
Good Try
GTFO
Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH
Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG
Got To Go
GTGB
Got To Go, Bye
GTGP
Got To Go Pee
GTH
Go To Hell
GTK
Good To Know
GTM
Giggle To Myself
GTRM
Going To Read Mail
GTSY
Glad To See You
GUD
Geographically UnDesirable
guvment
government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
GWI
Get With It
GWS
Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA
Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO
Get Your Pants Off
H&K
Hugs and Kisses
h/o
Hold On
h/p
Hold Please
H4U
Hot For You
H4XX0R
Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
H9
Husband in room
HADVD
Have Advised
hag1
have a good one
HAGD
Have a Great Day
HAGN
Have A Good Night
HAGO
Have A Good One
HAK
Hugs And Kisses
HAND
Have a Nice Day
HAR
Hit And Run
HAWTLW
Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB
Hurry Back
HBASTD
Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
HBB
Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB
Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HBIC
Head Bitch In Charge
HBU
How Bout You?
HCC
Holy Computer Crap
HD
Hold
HF
Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS
Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS
Ha-Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY
Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG
How's It Going
HIH
Hope It Helps
HIOOC
Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS
Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HMFIC
Head MOFO In Charge
HNTI
How Nice That/This Is
HNTW
How Nice That Was
HNY
Happy New Year
HO
Hang On -or- Hold On
HOHA
HOllywood HAcker
HOIC
Hold On, I'm Coming
HOYEW
Hanging On Your Every Word
HP
Higher Power
HPPO
Highest Paid Person in Office
HSIK
How Should I Know
HT
Hi There
HTB
Hang The Bastards
HTH
Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH
Hit The Nail On The Head
HU
Hook Up
HUA
Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
HUD
How You Doing?
HUGZ
Hugs
huh
what
HUYA
Head Up Your Ass
HWGA
Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R
I Wonder
i h8 it
i hate it
I&I
Intercourse & Inebriation
I-D-L
Ideal
IAC
In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
IAE
In Any Event
IAITS
It's All In The Subject
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE
I Am Not An Expert
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC
I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U
I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT
I Am Tired
IAW
I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
IAYM
I Am Your Master
IBGYBG
I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
IBIWISI
I'll Believe It When I See It
IBK
Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBRB
I'll Be Right Back
IBT
In Between Technology
IBTC
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD
I Beg To Differ
IBTL
In Before The Lock
IC
Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
ICW
I Can't Wait
ICYC
In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
ID10T
Idiot
IDC
I Don't Care
IDGAD
I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF
I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA
I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI
I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
IDK
I Don't Know
IDK, my BFF Jill
I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
IDKY
I Don't Know You
IDM
It Does Not Matter
IDRK
I Don't Really Know
IDST
I Didn't Say That
IDTA
I Did That Already
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IEF
It's Esther's Fault
IF/IB
In the Front -or- In the Back
IFAB
I Found A Bug
IFU
I F***ed Up
IGGP
I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP
I Get The Point
IGYHTBT
I Guess You Had To Be There
IHA
I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM
I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO
I Have No Opinion
IHTFP
I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU
I Hear You
IIABDFI
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIIO
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD
If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR
If I Remember -or- If I Recall
IIRC
If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
IIT
Is It Tight?
IITLYTO
If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD
If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM
If It Were Me
IJPMP
I Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTK
I Just Want To Know
IJWTS
I Just Want To Say
IKALOPLT
I Know A Lot Of People Like That
IKWYM
I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI
I Know You Are But What Am I?
ILA
I Love Acronyms
ILF/MD
I Love Female/Male Dominance
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMJ
I Love My Job
ILU
I Love You
ILUAAF
I Love You As A Friend
ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P
I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
IMA
I Might Add
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IME
In My Experience
IMEZRU
I Am Easy, Are You?
IMHEIUO
In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO
In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOO
In My Own Opinion
IMPOV
In My Point Of View
IMRU
I Am, Are You?
IMS
I Am Sorry
INBD
It's No Big Deal
INMP
It's Not My Problem
INNW
If Not Now, When
INPO
In No Particular Order
INUCOSM
It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
IOH
I'm Outta Here
ION
Index Of Names
IONO
I Don't Know
IOUD
Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW
In Other Words
IPN
I'm Posting Naked
IRL
In Real Life
ISAGN
I See A Great Need
ISH
Insert Sarcasm Here
ISO
In Search Of
ISS
I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
ISSYGTI
I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
ISTM
It Seems to Me
ISTR
I Seem To Remember
ISWC
If Stupid Were a Crime
ISWYM
I See What You Mean
ISYALS
I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITA
I Totally Agree
ITFA
In The Final Analysis
ITIGBS
I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM
In The Money
ITS
Intense Text Sex
ITSFWI
If The Shoe Fits Wear It
IUM
If You Must
IWALU
I Will Always Love You
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA
I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWFU
I Wanna F*** You
IWIWU
I Wish I Was You
IWSN
I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS
If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD
In Your Dreams
IYDMMA
If You Don't Mind My Asking
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO
In Your Opinion
IYQ
I Like You
IYSS
If You Say So
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
J/C
Just Checking
J/J
Just Joking
J/K
Just Kidding
J/O
Jerking Off
J/P
Just Playing
J/W
Just Wondering
J2LYK
Just To Let You Know
J4F
Just For Fun
J4G
Just For Grins
J4T or JFT
Just For Today
J5M
Just Five Minutes
JAD
Just Another day
JAFO
Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS
Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM
Just A Minute
JAS
Just A Second
JC
Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDI
Just Do It
JEOMK
Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JFH
Just F*** Her
JFI
Just For Information
JIC
Just In Case
JK
Just Kidding
JM2C
Just My 2 Cents
JMO
Just My Opinion
JOOTT
Just One Of Those Things
JP
Just Playing
JSU
Just Shut Up
JSYK
Just So You Know
JT
Just Teasing
JTLYK
Just To Let You Know
JTOL
Just Thinking Out Loud
JTOU
Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM
Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JW
Just Wondering
K
OK
KB
Kick Butt
KBD
Keyboard
kewl
it means cool
KFY -or- K4Y
Kiss For You
KHYF
Know How You Feel
KIA
Killed In Action
KIBO
Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
KIR
Keep It Real
KISS
Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT
Keep In Touch
kitty
code word for vagina
KK
Kiss Kiss
KMA
Kiss My Ass
KMFHA
Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP
Keep Me Posted
KMRIA
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA
Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF
Kiss Me You Fool
KMWA
Kiss My White Ass
KOK
Knock
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
KPC
Keeping Parents Clueless
KS
Kill Stealer
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Know What I Mean?
KWSTA
Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
KYFC
Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYPO
Keep Your Pants On
L
Laugh
L8R
Later
L?^
Let's hook up
LABATYD
Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
LAQ
Lame Ass Quote
LB?W/C
Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
LBR and LGR
Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG or LBIG
Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD
Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF
Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR
Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA
Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LF
Let's F***
LFTI
Looking Forward To It
LGMAS
Lord Give Me A Sign
LHM
Lord Have Mercy
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHOS
Lets Have Online Sex
LHSO
Let's Have Sex Online
LHU
Let's Hook Up
LIFO
Last In, First Out
LIS
Laughing In Silence
LJBF
Let's Just Be Friends
LKITR
Little Kid In The Room
LLOM
Like Leno on Meth
LLTA
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO
Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMHO
Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL
Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK
Let Me Know
LMSO
Laughing My Socks Off
LMTC
Left a Message To Contact
LMTCB
Left Message To Call Back
LOL
Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
LOLA
Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLZ
Lots Of Laughs
LOMBARD
Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LOML
Love Of My Life
LONH
Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL
Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD
Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LORE
Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
LOU
Laughing Over You
LPOS
Lazy Piece Of Sh**
LRF
Little Rubber Feet
LSHITIPAL
Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
LSHMBH
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSV
Language, Sex, Violence
LTHTT
Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIC
Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTIO
Laughing Til I Orgasm
LTM
Laughing To Myself
LTNS
Long Time No See
LTNT
Long Time, No Type
LTR
Long Term Relationship
LTS
Laughing to Self
LTTIC
Look The Teacher Is Coming
LULU
Locally Undesireable Land Use
LUMTP
Love You More Than Pie
luser
loser
LUSM
Love You So Much
LWR
Launch When Ready
LY
Love You
LY4E
Love You Forever
LYA
Love You All
LYB
Love You Babe
LYCYLBB
Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
LYKYAMY
Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
LYL
Love You Lots
LYLAB
Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister
LYLB
Love You Later Bye
LYMI
Love You, Mean It
LYWAMH
Love You With All My Heart
M2NY
Me Too, Not Yet
M4C
Meet for Coffee
m4w
men for women
M8 or M8s
Mate -or- Mates
MA
Mature Audience
MAYA
Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MB
Message Board
MBN
Must Be Nice
MBRFN
Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MEGO
My Eyes Glaze Over
meh
Who cares, whatever
MFD
Multi-Function Device
MfG
Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFIC
Mother F***er In Charge
MFWIC
Mo Fo Who's In Charge
MHBFY
My Heart Bleeds For You
mhhm
uh huh -or- yeah
MHOTY
My Hat's Off To You
MIA
Missing In Action
MIHAP
May I Have Your Attention Please
MIL
Mother-In-Law
MILF
Mother I'd Like to F***
MIRL
Meet In Real Life
MITIN
More Info Than I Needed
MKOP
My Kind Of Place
MLA
Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS
My Lips Are Sealed
mlm
giving the digital middle finger
MM
Market Maker
MMHA2U
My Most Humble Apologies To You
mmk
mmm ok
MML
Made Me Laugh
MO
Move On
MOF
Matter Of Fact
MOFO
Mother F***er
MOMPL
One Moment Please
MOO
Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
MOOS
Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOP
MOment Please
MorF
Male or Female
MOS
Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS
Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MOTAS
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD
Message Of The Day
MOTOS
Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS
Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MPFB
My Personal F*** Buddy
MRA
Moving Right Along
MRPH
Mail the Right Place for Help
MSG
Message
MSMD
Monkey See Monkey Do
MSNUW
Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MSTM
Makes Sense To Me
MTBF
Mean Time Before Failure
MTF
More To Follow
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You
MTLA
My True Love Always
MTSBWY
May The Schwartz Be With You
MUAH or MWAH
The sound of a kiss
MUBAR
Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSL
Missing You Sh** Loads
MUSM
Miss You So Much
MVA
Motor Vehicle Accident
MVA no PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
MVA w/PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
MWBRL
More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL
Mind Your Language
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business
N-A-Y-L
In A While
N/A
Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/M
Nothing Much
N/T
No Text
N1
Nice One
N2M
Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU
Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
NAB
Not A Blonde
NADT
Not A Damn Thing
NAGB
Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
NAK
Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT
Not A Lot Of People Know That
NASCAR
Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
natch
Naturally
NATO
No Action, Talk Only
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAZ
Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NB4T
Not Before Time
NBD
No Big Deal
NBFAB
Not Bad For A Beginner
NBFABS
Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
NBIF
No Basis In Fact
NBLFY
Nothing But Love For You
NBS
No Bull Sh**
NC
Nice Crib
NCG
New College Graduate
NDN
Indian
ne
Any
ne-wayz
anyways
ne1
Anyone
ne14kfc
anyone for KFC?
ne1er
anyone here?
Ne2H
Need To Have
NEET
Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
NESEC
Any Second
NEV
Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWS
North, East, West, South
NFBSK
Not For British School Kids
NFC
Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
NFF
No F***ing Fair
NFG
Not F***ing Good
NFI
No F***ing Idea
NFS
Need For Sex -or- Network File System
NFW
No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG
New Game
NGB
Nearly Good Bridge
NH
Nice Hand
NHOH
Never Heard Of Him/Her
NI4NI
An Eye For Any Eye
NICE
Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIFOC
Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIGYYSOB
Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NIH
Not Invented Here
NIM
No Internal Message
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD
Not In My Job Description
NIMQ
Not In My Queue
NIMY
Never In A Million Years
NINO
Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
NISM
Need I Say More
NITL
Not In This Lifetime
NIYWFD
Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
NLL
Nice Little Lady
NM
Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
nm, u
not much, you?
NME
Enemy
NMH
Not Much Here
NMHJC
Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP
Not My Problem
NMTE
Now More Than Ever
NMU
Not Much, You?
NN
Not Now -or- Need
NNCIMINTFZ
Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
NNR
Need Not Respond
NNWW
Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO
Not Online
no praw
no problem
NOA
Not Online Anymore
NOFI
No OFfence Intended
NOS
New Old Stock
NOY
Not Online Yet
NOYB
None Of Your Business
NP
No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQA
No Questions Asked
NQOCD
Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR
Nice Roll
NRG
Energy
NRN
No Reply Necessary
NS
Nice Set
NSA
No Strings Attached
NSFW
Not Safe For Work
NSS
No Sh** Sherlock
NSTLC
Need Some Tender Loving Care
NTA
Not This Again
nth
nothing
NTIM
Not That It Matters
NTIMM
Not That It Matters Much
NTK
Nice To Know
NTM
Not That Much
NTMU
Nice To Meet You
NTTAWWT
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTW
Not To Worry
NTYMI
Now That You Mention It
NUB
New person to a site or game
NUFF
Enough Said
NVM
NeVer Mind
NVNG
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
NW
No Way
NWAL
Nerd Without A Life
NWR
Not Work Related
NYC
Not Your Concern
NYCFS
New York City Finger Salute
O
Opponent -or- Over
OAO
Over And Out
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject
OB
Obligatory
OBE
Overcome By Events
OBO
Or Best Offer
OBTW
Oh By The Way
OBX
Old Battle Axe
OC
Original Character -or- Own Character
OCD
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA
One Damn Thing After Another
OIC
Oh, I See
OICU812
Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OK
All Correct
OL
Old Lady
OLL
OnLine Love
OLN
OnLine Netiquette
OLO
Only Laughed Once
OM
Old Man
OMB
Oh My Buddha
OMDB
Over My Dead Body
OMFG
Oh My F***ing God
OMG
Oh My God
OMIK
Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML
Oh My Lord
OMW
On My Way
ONID
Oh No I Didn't
ONNA
Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again
ONUD
Oh No You Didn't
OO
Over and Out
OOAK
One Of A Kind
OOC
Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF
Out Of Facility
OOI
Out Of Interest
OOO
Out Of Office
OOS
Out Of Stock
OOTB
Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC
Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF
Oh Sh** I Forgot
OSINTOT
Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
OST
On Second Thought
OT
Off Topic
OTASOIC
Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
OTC
Over The Counter
OTF
Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTH
Off The Hook
OTL
Out To Lunch
OTOH
On The Other Hand
OTP
On The Phone
OTT
Over The Top
OTTOMH
Off The Top Of My Head
OTW
Off The Wall
OUSU
Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect
OZ
Australia
P
Partner
P&C
Private & Confidential
P-ZA
Pizza
P2C2E
Process Too Complicated Too Explain
P2U4URAQTP
Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
P911
Parent Alert
PA
Parent Alert
PAL
Parents Are Listening
PANS
Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW
Parents Are Watching
PB
Potty Break
PBB
Parent Behind Back
PBEM
Play By EMail
PBJ
Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
PC
Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
PCM
Please Call Me
PD
Public Domain
PDA
Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
PDOMA
Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ
Pretty Darn Quick
PDS
Please Don't Shout
PEBCAC
Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEEP
People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
peeps
people
PFA
Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PFC
Pretty F***ing Cold
phat
Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB
Pointy Haired Boss
PHS
Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PIAPS
Pig In A Pant Suit
PIBKAC
Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PICNIC
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIF
Paid In Full
PIMP
Peeing In My Pants
PIMPL
Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN
Person In Need
PIR
Parent In Room
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM
Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
pix
pictures -or- photos
PLO
Peace, Love, Out
PLOKTA
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLOS
Parents Looking Over Shoulder
PLS
Please
PLZ
Please
PM
Personal Message -or- Private Message
PMBI
Pardon My Butting In
PMF
Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
PMFJI
Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM
Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In
PML
Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP
Peeing My Pants
PMSL
Pissed MySelf Laughing
PNATMBC
Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PNCAH
Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PND
Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
PO
Piss Off
POAHF
Put On A Happy Face
POAK
Passed Out At Keyboard
POMS
Parent Over My Shoulder
PONA
Person Of No Account
POS
Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC
Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ
Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTATO
Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
POTS
Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
POTUS
President of the United States
POV
Point Of View
PP
People
PPL
Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
pron
porn
PRW
Parents Are Watching
PS
Post Script
PSA
Public Service Announcement
PSO
Product Superior to Operator
PTH
Prime Tanning Hours
PTMM
Please Tell Me More
PTP
Pardon The Pun
PTPOP
Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PU
That Stinks
puter
computer
PVP
Player Versus Player
PWAS
Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
PWCB
Person Will Call Back
pwn
own
pwnt
owned
PWP
Plot, What Plot?
Q2C
Quick To Cum
QC
Quality Control
QFT
Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
QL
Quit Laughing
QLS
Reply
QOTD
Quote Of The Day
QQ
Quick Question -or- Cry More
QS
Quit Scrolling
QT
Cutie
QYB
Quit Your Bitching
r
are
r u goin
are you going?
R U there?
Are you there?
R&D
Research & Development
R&R
Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC
Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAT
Remotely Activated Trojan
RB@Ya
Right Back at Ya
RBAY
Right Back At You
RBTL
Read Between The Lines
RC
Remote Control
RCI
Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE
Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
REHI
Hi Again
RFD
Request For Discussion
RFR
Really F***ing Rich
RFS
Really F***ing Soon
RGR
Roger
RHIP
Rank Has Its Privileges
RHK
RoundHouse Kick
RIYL
Recommended If You Like
RKBA
Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL
Real Life
RLCO
Real Life Conference
RLF
Real Life Friend
RM
Remake
RMETTH
Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
RMLB
Read My Lips Baby
RMMA
Reading My Mind Again
RMMM
Read My Mail Man
RN
Right Now
RNN
Reply Not Necessary
ROFL
Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR
Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
ROTFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL
Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO
Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM
Right On The Money
RPG
Role Playing Games
RRQ
Return Receipt reQuested
RRR
haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
RSN
Real Soon Now
RSVP
Repondez S'il Vous Plait
RT
Real Time
RTB
Returning To Base (home)
RTBM
Read The Bloody Manual
RTBS
Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ
Read The FAQ
RTFF
Read The F***ing FAQ
RTFM
Read The F***ing Manual
RTFQ
Read The F***ing Question
RTH
Release The Hounds
RTK
Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM
Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
RTSM
Read The Silly Manual
RTTSD
Right Thing To Say Dude
RTWFQ
Read The Whole F***ing Question
RU
Are You?
RU/18
Are You Over 18?
RUFKM
Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
RUH
Are You Horny?
RUMCYMHMD
Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF
Are You Male OR Female?
RUNTS
Are You Nuts?
RUOK
Are You OK?
RUS
Are You Serious?
RUSOS
Are You SOS (in trouble)?
RUT
Are You There?
RUUP4IT
Are You Up For It?
RX
Regards
RYFM
Read Your Friendly Manual
RYO
Roll Your Own
RYS
Read Your Screen
S
Smile
S2R
Send To Receive
S2U
Same To You
S4B
Sh** for Brains
S4L
Spam For Life
SADAD
Suck A Dick And Die
SAHM
Stay At Home Mom
SAIA
Stupid Asses In Action
SAPFU
Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
SB
Stand By
SBI
Sorry 'Bout It
SBTA
Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG
Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SCNR
Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDK
Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
sec
wait a second
SED
Said Enough Darling
SEG
Sh** Eating Grin
SEP
Somebody Else's Problem
SETE
Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG
Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
SF
Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
SFAIAA
So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE
Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFLA
Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTM
Stop F***ing Talking To Me
SFX
Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
SH
Sh** Happens
SHB
Should Have Been
shhh
quiet
SHID
Slap Head In Disgust
SHMILY
See How Much I Love You
SIC
Spelling Is Correct
SICL
Sitting In Chair Laughing
SICS
Sitting In Chair Snickering
SII
Seriously Impaired Imagination
SIL
Sister-In-Law
SIP
Skiing In Powder
SIT
Stay In Touch
SITCOM
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD
Still In The Dark
SIUP
Suck It Up Pussy
SIUYA
Shove It Up Your Ass
sk8er
skater
sk8r
skater
SL
Second Life
SLAP
Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW
Sounds Like A Winner
SLIRK
Smart Little Rich Kid
SLM
See Last Mail
SLOM
Sticking Leeches On Myself
SLT
Something Like That
SM
Senior Moment
SMAIM
Send Me An Instant Message
SMB
Suck My Balls
SME
Subject Matter Expert
SMEM
Send Me E-Mail
SMH
Shaking My Head
SMIM
Send Me an Instant Message
SMOP
Small Matter of Programming
smt
something
SNAFU
Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG
Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT
Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO
Significant Other
SOB
Son Of a B*tch
SOBT
Stressed Out Big Time
SOGOP
Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH
Sense Of Humor
SOHF
Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI
Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR
Sit On It And Rotate
sok
it's ok
SOL
Sh** Out of Luck
some1
someone
SOMY
Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA
Snake Out Of Your Ass
SOP
Standard Operating Procedure
SorG
Straight or Gay
SOS
Same Old Sh** -or- help
SOT
Short On Time
SOTMG
Short On Time, Must Go
SOW
Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
soz
Sorry
SRO
Standing Room Only
srsly
seriously
SSC
Super Sexy Cute
SSDD
Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA
Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA
Subject Says It All
STBY
Sucks To Be You
STD
Seal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STFU
Shut The F*** Up
STFW
Search The F***ing Web
sth
something
STM
Spank The Monkey
STPPYNOZGTW
Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
STR8
Straight
STS
So To Speak
STW
Search The Web
STYS
Speak To You Soon
SU
Shut Up
SUAC
Sh** Up A Creek
SUAKM
Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI
Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUFID
Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUL
Snooze You Lose
sup
what's up?
sux
sucks
SUYF
Shut Up You Fool
SWAG
Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK
Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
SWALBCAKWS
Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
SWALK
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYT
So What Do You Think?
sweet<3
sweetheart
SWF
Single White Female
SWIM
See What I Mean?
SWIS
See What I'm Saying
SWL
Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO
She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWU
So What's Up
SYL
See You Later
SYS
See You Soon
SYT
See You Tomorrow
s^
what's up?
T&C
Terms & Conditions
T@YL
Talk At You Later
TA
Thanks Again
TABOOMA
Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
TAF
That's All, Folks
TAFN
That's All For Now
TAH
Take A Hike
TAKS
That's A Knee Slapper
TANJ
There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAP
Take A Pill
TARFU
Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS
Taking A Shower
TAW
Teachers Are Watching
TBA
To Be Advised
TBC
To Be Continued
TBD
To Be Determined
TBE
Thick Between Ears
TBH
To Be Honest
TBYB
Try Before You Buy
TC
Take Care
TCB
Trouble Came Back
TCOY
Take Care Of Yourself
TDM
Too Darn Many
TDTM
Talk Dirty To Me
TEOTWAWKI
The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS
That's For Darn Sure
TFH
Thread From Hell
TFLMS
Thanks For Letting Me Share
TFM
Thanks From Me
TFMIU
The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
TFN
Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFS
Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOT
Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTT
Thanks For The Thought
TFX
Traffic
TGAL
Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG
That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TGIF
Thank God It's Friday
THX or TX or THKS
Thanks
TIA
Thanks In Advance
TIAIL
Think I Am In Love
TIC
Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS
Think I Give A Sh**
TILII
Tell It Like It Is
TINGTES
There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
TINWIS
That Is Not What I Said
TISC
This Is So Cool
TISL
This Is So Lame
TISNC
This Is So Not Cool
TISNF
That Is So Not Fair
TISNT
That Is So Not True
TK
To Come
TKU4UK
Thank You For Your Kindness
TLA
Three Letter Acronym
TLC
Tender Loving Care
TLGO
The List Goes On
TLITBC
That's Life In The Big City
TLK2UL8R
Talk To You Later
TM
Trust Me
TMA
Too Many Acronyms
TMI
Too Much Information
TMSGO
Too Much Sh** Going On
TMTOWTDI
There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA
Temporarily Not Available
TNC
Tongue In Cheek
TNT
Til Next Time
TNTL
Trying Not To Laugh
TNX
Thanks
to go nookleer
to explode
TOBAL
There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG
This Oughta Be Good
TOM
Tomorrow
TOPCA
Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT
Tons Of Time
TOY
Thinking Of You
TP
Team Player -or- TelePort
TPC
The Phone Company
TPS
That's Pretty Stupid
TPTB
The Powers That Be
TQM
Total Quality Management
TRAM
The Rest Are Mine
TRDMC
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
tripdub
triple w
troo
TRUE
TS
Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TSIA
This Says It All
TSIF
Thank Science It's Friday
TSNF
That's So Not Fair
TSOB
Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR
Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
TSRA
Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
TT
Big Tease
TTA
Tap That Ass
TTBOMK
To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN
Ta Ta For Now
TTG
Time to Go
TTIOT
The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF
Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTMF
Ta Ta MOFO
TTS
Text To Speech
TTT
That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TTTHTFAL
Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
TTTKA
Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTTT
To Tell The Truth
TTUL
Talk To You Later
TTYAWFN
Talk To You A While From Now
TTYL
Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
TTYT
Talk To You Tomorrow
TVM4YEM
Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
TWHAB
This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWHE
The Walls Have Ears
TWIMC
To Whom It May Concern
TWITA
That's What I'm Talking About
TWIWI
That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
TXS
Thanks
TXT IM
Text Instant Message
TXT MSG
text message
TY
Thank You
TYCLO
Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
TYG
There You Go
TYVM
Thank You Very Much
u
You
u up
are you up?
U-L
You Will
U2
You Too
u8
you ate?
UBS
Unique Buying State
UCWAP
Up a Creek Without A Paddle
UDH82BME
You'd Hate To Be Me
UDM
You're the Man
UG2BK
You've Got To Be Kidding
UGC
User-Generated Content
unPC
unPolitically Correct
UNTCO
You Need To Chill Out
UOK
Are You OK?
UPOD
Under Promise Over Deliver
ur
you are
UR2K
You Are Too Kind
URAPITA
You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI
You Are Such An Idiot
URW
You Are Welcome
URWS
You Are Wise
URYY4M
You Are Too Wise For Me
URZ
yours
USP
Unique Selling Proposition
UTM
You Tell Me
UV
Unpleasant Visual
UWIWU
You Wish I Was You
VBG
Very Big Grin
VBS
Very Big Smile
VC
Venture Capital
VCDA
Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
VEG
Very Evil Grin
VFM
Value For Money
VGN
Vegan -or- Vegitarian
VM
Voice Mail
VRBS
Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VSF
Very Sad Face
VWD
Very Well Done
VWP
Very Well Played
w's^
what's up?
W/
With
W/E
Weekend
W/O
Without
w00t
We Own the Other Team
w4m
women for men
W8
Wait
W9
Wife in room
WAD
Without A Doubt
WAEF
When All Else Fails
WAFB
What A F***ing Bitch
WAFM
What A F***ing Mess
WAFS
Warm And Fuzzies
WAG
Wild Ass Guess
WAI
What An Idiot
WAK
What A Kiss
WAMBAM
Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAYD
What Are You Doing?
WAYN
Where Are You Now?
WB
Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS
Write Back Soon
WBU
What 'Bout You?
WC
Who Cares
WCA
Who Cares Anyway
WD
Well Done
WDALYIC
Who Died And Left You In Charge?
WDDD
Woopie Doo Da Dey
WDR
With Due Respect
WDT
Who Does That?
WDYM
What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT
What Do You Mean By That?
WDYS
What Did You Say?
WDYT
What Do You Think?
WE
Whatever
WEG
Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU
We Eat This Sh** Up
WF
Way Fun
WFM
Works For Me
WG
Wicked Grin
WGAFF
Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBAMU
Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI
Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM
What's In It For Me
WILCO
Will Comply
WIM
Woe Is Me
WIP
Work In Process
wirld
world
WISP
Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT
Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS
What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW
What In The World
WIU
Wrap It Up
wkewl
way cool
WLMIRL
Would Like to Meet In Real Life
WMHGB
Where Many Have Gone Before
WMMOWS
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WMPL
Wet My Pants Laughing
WNOHGB
Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA
Work Of Art
WOG
Wise Old Guy
WOM
Word Of Mouse
WOMBAT
Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOOF
Well Off Older Folks
woot
We Own the Other Team
WOP
With Out Papers
WOTAM
Waste Of Time And Money
WOTD
Word Of The Day
WP
Well Played
WRT
With Regard To -or- With Respect To
wru
where are you?
WRUD
What Are You Doing?
WRUDATM
What Are You Doing At The Moment?
WT
Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB
Want To Buy
WTF
What The F***
WTFDYJS
What The F*** Did You Just Say?
WTFGDA
Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
WTFH
What The F***ing Hell
WTFWYCM
Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
WTG
Way To Go
WTGP
Want To Go Private?
WTH
What The Heck
WTHOW
White Trash Headline Of the Week
WTMI
Way Too Much Information
WTN
What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
WTS
Want To Sell
WTSDS
Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTSHTF
When The Sh** Hits The Fan
WTTM
Without Thinking Too Much
WU
What's Up
WUF
Where You From
WUWH
Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA
Wish You Were Here In My Arms
wuz
was
wuz4dina
What's for dinner?
wuzup
what's up?
WWJD
What Would Jesus Do?
WWSD
What Would Satan Do?
WWY
Where Were You?
WX
Weather
WYCM
Will You Call Me?
WYD
What You Doing?
WYFM
Would You F*** Me?
WYGISWYPF
What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYM
What do You Mean?
wymyn
women
WYP
What's Your Problem?
WYRN
What's Your Real Name?
WYS
Whatever You Say
WYSILOB
What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
WYSIWYG
What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG
What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT
Whatever You Think
WYWH
Wish You Were Here
X-I-10
Exciting
XLNT
Excellent
XME
Excuse Me
XOXO
Hugs and Kisses
XQZT
Exquisite
XTC
Ecstasy
Y
Why? -or- Yes
YA
Yet Another
YA yaya
Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA
Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YACC
Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI
You Asked For It You Got It
YAJWD
You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
YAOTM
Yet Another Off Topic Message
YAUN
Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBF
You've Been F***ed
YBS
You'll Be Sorry
YBY
Yeah Baby Yeah
YBYSA
You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCT
Your Comment To
YDKM
You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES
Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YGBK
You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM
You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLT
You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK
You've Got To Be Kidding
YGWYPF
You Get What You Pay For
YHM
You Have Mail
YIC
Yours In Christ
YIU
Yes, I Understand
YIWGP
Yes, I Will Go Private
YKW
You Know What?
YKWIM
You Know What I Mean
YM
Your Mother
YMAK
You May Already Know
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary
YNK
You Never Know
YOYO
You're On Your Own
YR
Yeah Right
YRYOCC
You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YS
You Stinker
YSAN
You're Such A Nerd
ysdiw8
why should i wait?
YSIC
Why Should I Care?
YSK
You Should Know
YSYD
Yeah, Sure You Do
YTB
You're The Best
YTRNW
Yeah That's Right, Now What?
YTTT
You Telling The Truth?
YUPPIES
Young Urban Professionals
YW
You're Welcome
YWIA
You're Welcome In Advance
YY4U
Too Wise For You
YYSSW
Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
zerg
To gang up on someone
ZMG or ZOMG
Oh My God
ZZZ
Sleeping, Bored, Tired
\M/
Heavy Metal Music
^5
High Five
^RUP^
Read Up Please
^URS
Up Yours

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