!
| I have a comment
|
*$
| Starbucks
|
2
| Your (or my) two cents worth
|
10Q
| thank you
|
1174
| Nude club
|
121
| One to one
|
1337
| Elite -or- leet -or- L337
|
143
| I love you
|
14AA41
| One for All and All for One
|
182
| I hate you
|
19
| 0 hand
|
20
| Location
|
2B or not 2B
| To Be Or Not To Be
|
2BZ4UQT
| Too Busy For You Cutey
|
2G2B4G
| Too Good To Be Forgotten
|
2G2BT
| Too Good To Be True
|
2moro
| Tomorrow
|
2nite
| Tonight
|
2U2
| To You Too
|
404
| I haven't a clue
|
411
| Information
|
420
| Marijuana
|
459
| I love you
|
4COL
| For Crying Out Loud
|
4EAE
| ForEver And Ever
|
4eva
| forever
|
4ever
| Forever
|
4NR
| Foreigner
|
4Q
| F*** You
|
511
| Too much information
|
5FS
| 5 Finger Salute
|
8
| Oral sex
|
831
| I Love You
|
86
| Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out
|
9
| Parent is watching
|
99
| Parent is no longer watching
|
::poof::
| i'm gone
|
<3
| heart
|
?
| I have a question
|
?^
| hook up?
|
@TEOTD
| At The End Of The Day
|
A/S/L/P
| Age/Sex/Location/Picture
|
A3
| Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
|
AAAAA
| American Association Against Acronym Abuse
|
AAF
| As A Friend -or- Always And Forever
|
AAK
| Asleep At Keyboard
|
AAMOF
| As A Matter Of Fact
|
AAMOI
| As A Matter Of Interest
|
AAR
| At Any Rate
|
AAR8
| At Any Rate
|
AAS
| Alive And Smiling
|
AATK
| Always At The Keyboard
|
AAYF
| As Always, Your Friend
|
AB
| Ass Backwards
|
ABITHIWTITB
| A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
|
ABT2
| About To
|
ACD
| Alt Control Delete
|
ACE
| Access Control Entry
|
ACK
| Acknowledgement
|
ACORN
| A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person
|
ADAD
| Another Day Another Dollar
|
ADBB
| All Done Bye Bye
|
addy
| address
|
ADIH
| Another Day In Hell
|
ADIP
| Another Day In Paradise
|
ADN
| Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now
|
ADR
| Address
|
ADVD
| Advised
|
AEAP
| As Early As Possible
|
AFAGAY
| A Friend As Good As You
|
AFAHMASP
| A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
|
AFAIC
| As Far As I'm Concerned
|
AFAICS
| As Far As I Can See
|
AFAICT
| As Far As I Can Tell
|
AFAIK
| As Far As I Know
|
AFAIR
| As Far As I Remember
|
AFAIU
| As Far As I Understand
|
AFAIUI
| As Far As I Understand It
|
AFAP
| As Far As Possible
|
AFAYC
| As Far As You're Concerned
|
AFC
| Away From Computer
|
AFDN
| Any F***ing Day Now
|
AFGO
| Another F***ing Growth Opportunity
|
AFIAA
| As Far As I Am Aware
|
AFINIAFI
| A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
|
AFJ
| April Fools Joke
|
AFK
| Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
|
AFPOE
| A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
|
AFT
| About F***ing Time
|
AFZ
| Acronym Free Zone
|
AGB
| Almost Good Bridge
|
AGKWE
| And God Knows What Else
|
AIAMU
| And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
|
aight
| all right
|
AIH
| As It Happens
|
AIMB
| As I Mentioned Before
|
AIMP
| Always In My Prayers
|
AISB
| As I Said Before
|
AISE
| As I Said Earlier
|
AISI
| As I See It
|
AITR
| Adult In The Room
|
AKA or a.k.a.
| Also Known As
|
ALAP
| As Late As Possible
|
alcon
| All Concerned
|
ALOL
| Actually Laughing Out Loud
|
ALOTBSOL
| Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
|
ALTG
| Act Locally, Think Globally
|
AMAP
| As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible
|
AMBW
| All My Best Wishes
|
AMF
| Adios Mother F***er
|
AML
| All My Love
|
AMRMTYFTS
| All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
|
ANFAWFOS
| And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
|
ANFSCD
| And Now For Something Completely Different
|
ANGB
| Almost Nearly Good Bridge
|
AOAS
| All Of A Sudden
|
AOB
| Abuse Of Bandwidth
|
AON
| Apropos Of Nothing
|
AP
| Apple Pie
|
AS
| Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject
|
ASAFP
| As Soon As F***ing Possible
|
ASAMOF
| As A Matter Of Fact
|
ASAP
| As Soon As Possible
|
ASAYGT
| As Soon As You Get This
|
ASL
| Age/Sex/Location
|
ASLMH
| Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
|
ATAB
| Ain't That A Bitch
|
ATC
| Any Two Cards
|
ATM
| At The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine
|
ATSL
| Along The Same Line
|
ATST
| At The Same Time
|
ATW
| All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way
|
ATWD
| Agree That We Disagree
|
AWC
| After While, Crocodile
|
AWGTHTGTTA
| Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
|
AWHFY
| Are We Having Fun Yet?
|
AWLTP
| Avoiding Work Like The Plague
|
AWNIAC
| All We Need Is Another Chair
|
AWOL
| Absent Without Leave
|
AWTTW
| A Word To The Wise
|
AYC
| Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
|
AYCE
| All You Can Eat
|
AYK
| As You Know
|
AYOR
| At Your Own Risk
|
AYSOS
| Are You Stupid Or Something
|
AYTMTB
| And You're Telling Me This Because
|
AYV
| Are You Vertical?
|
B&F
| Back and Forth
|
B/C
| Because
|
B4
| Before
|
B4N
| Bye For Now
|
B4U
| Before You
|
B4YKI
| Before You Know It
|
BAC
| Bad Ass Chick
|
BAG
| Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
|
BAK
| Back At Keyboard
|
BAMF
| Bad Ass Mother F***er
|
banana
| code word for penis
|
BARB
| Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain
|
BAU
| Business As Usual
|
BB
| Be Back
|
BB4N
| Bye Bye for Now
|
BBAMFIC
| Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge
|
BBB
| Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
|
BBBG
| Bye Bye Be Good
|
BBFBBM
| Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
|
BBFN
| Bye Bye for Now
|
BBIAB
| Be Back In A Bit
|
BBIAF
| Be Back In A Few
|
BBIAS
| Be Back In A Sec
|
BBIAW
| Be Back In A While
|
BBL
| Be Back Later
|
BBMFIC
| Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge
|
BBR
| Burnt Beyond Repair
|
BBS
| Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service
|
BBSD
| Be Back Soon Darling
|
BBSL
| Be Back Sooner or Later
|
BBT
| Be Back Tomorrow
|
BBW
| Big Beautiful Woman
|
BC
| Because
|
BCBG
| Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
|
BCBS
| Big Company, Big School
|
BCNU
| Be Seeing You
|
bcoz
| because
|
BD
| Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
|
BDBI5M
| Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
|
BDC
| Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com
|
BDN
| Big Damn Number
|
BEG
| Big Evil Grin
|
beos
| Nudge
|
BF
| Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
|
BFD
| Big F***ing Deal
|
BFE
| Bum F*** Egypt
|
BFF
| Best Friends Forever
|
BFFN
| Best Friends For Now
|
BFFTTE
| Best Friends Forever Til The End
|
BFN
| Bye For Now
|
BFR
| Big F***ing Rock
|
BHAG
| Big Hairy Audacious Goal
|
BHG
| Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
|
BHIMBGO
| Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old
|
BHOF
| Bald Headed Old Fart
|
BI5
| Back In Five
|
BIBI
| Bye Bye
|
BIBO
| Beer In, Beer Out
|
BIF
| Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget
|
BIL
| Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening
|
BIO
| Bring It On
|
BIOIYA
| Break It Off In Your Ass
|
BION
| Believe It Or Not
|
BIOYE
| Blow It Out Your Ear
|
BIOYIOP
| Blow It Out Your I/O Port
|
BIOYN
| Blow it Out Your Nose
|
BITCH
| Basically In The Clear Homey
|
BITD
| Back In The Day
|
BITFOB
| Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
|
BJ
| Blow Job
|
BKA
| Better Known As
|
BL
| Belly Laughing
|
BLBBLB
| Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
|
Blkbry
| Blackberry
|
BM
| Byte Me
|
BMF
| Bad Mother F***er
|
BMGWL
| Busting My Gut With Laughter
|
BMOC
| Big Man On Campus
|
BMOF
| Bite Me Old Fart
|
BMOTA
| Byte Me On The Ass
|
BNDN
| Been Nowhere Done Nothing
|
BNF
| Big Name Fan
|
BO
| Bug Off -or- Body Odor
|
BOB
| Battery Operated Boyfriend
|
BOBFOC
| Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
|
BOCTAAE
| But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
|
BOFH
| Bastard Operator From Hell
|
BOHICA
| Bend Over Here It Comes Again
|
BON
| Believe it Or Not
|
BOTEC
| Back Of The Envelope Calculation
|
BOTOH
| But On The Other Hand
|
BPLM
| Big Person Little Mind
|
BR
| Bathroom
|
BRB
| Be Right Back
|
BRT
| Be Right There
|
BS
| Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
|
BSAAW
| Big Smile And A Wink
|
BSBD&NE
| Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
|
BSEG
| Big Sh** Eating Grin
|
BSF
| But Seriously, Folks
|
BSOD
| Blue Screen of Death
|
BT
| Byte This
|
BTA
| But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks
|
BTD
| Bored To Death
|
BTDT
| Been There Done That
|
BTDTGTS
| Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
|
BTFO
| Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
|
BTHOOM
| Beats The Heck Out Of Me
|
BTN
| Better Than Nothing
|
BTOIYA
| Be There Or It's Your Ass
|
BTSOOM
| Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
|
BTTT
| Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
|
BTW
| By The Way
|
BTWBO
| Be There With Bells On
|
BTWITIAILWU
| By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
|
buhbye
| bye
|
BW
| Best Wishes
|
BWDIK
| But What Do I Know
|
BWL
| Bursting With Laughter
|
BWO
| Black, White or Other
|
BWTM
| But Wait, There's More
|
BYKT
| But You Knew That
|
BYOA
| Bring Your Own Advil
|
BYOB
| Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer
|
BYOW
| Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine
|
BZ
| Busy
|
c ya
| see ya
|
C&G
| Chuckly and Grin
|
C-P
| Sleepy
|
C-T
| City
|
C/P
| Cross Post
|
C/S
| Change of Subject
|
C4N
| Ciao For Now
|
CAAC
| Cool As A Cucumber
|
CAS
| Crack A Smile
|
CB
| Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back
|
CBB
| Can't Be Bothered
|
CBF
| Can't Be F***ed
|
CBJ
| Covered Blow Job
|
CD9
| Code 9 - it means parents are around
|
CF
| Coffee Freak
|
CFV
| Call For Vote
|
CHA
| Click Here Asshole
|
CIAO
| Goodbye (in Italian)
|
CICO
| Coffee In, Coffee Out
|
CICYHW
| Can I Copy Your Home Work
|
CID
| Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace
|
CIL
| Check In Later
|
CLM
| Career Limiting Move
|
CM
| Call Me
|
CMAP
| Cover My Ass Partner
|
CMF
| Count My Fingers
|
CMIW
| Correct Me if I'm Wrong
|
CMU
| Crack Me Up
|
CNP
| Continued in Next Post
|
COB
| Close Of Business
|
COD
| Change Of Dressing
|
Cof$
| Church of Scientology
|
CofS
| Church of Scientology
|
COS
| Change Of Subject
|
CRAFT
| Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
|
CRAP
| Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
|
CRAT
| Can't Remember A Thing
|
CRAWS
| Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
|
CRB
| Come Right Back
|
CRBT
| Crying Real Big Tears
|
CRDTCHCK
| Credit Check
|
CRS
| Can't Remember Sh**
|
CRTLA
| Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
|
CS
| Career Suicide
|
CSA
| Cool Sweet Awesome
|
CSL
| Can't Stop Laughing
|
CSN
| Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
|
CT
| Can't Talk
|
CTA
| Call To Action
|
CTC
| Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken
|
CTMQ
| Chuckle To Myself Quietly
|
CTO
| Check This Out
|
CU
| See You -or- Cracking Up
|
CUATU
| See You Around The Universe
|
CUL8R
| See You Later
|
CULA
| See You Later Alligator
|
CUNS
| See You In School
|
CUOL
| See You OnLine
|
CUWTA
| Catch Up With The Acronyms
|
CUZ
| Because
|
CWOT
| Complete Waste Of Time
|
CWYL
| Chat With You Later
|
CX
| Cancelled
|
CY
| Calm Yourself
|
CYA
| Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
|
CYE
| Check your Email
|
CYL
| See You Later
|
CYM
| Check Your Mail
|
CYO
| See You Online
|
CYT
| See You Tomorrow
|
D&M
| Deep & Meaningful
|
d00d
| dude, also seen as dood
|
DAMHIKT
| Don't Ask Me How I Know That
|
DARFC
| Ducking And Running For Cover
|
DBA
| Doing Business As
|
DBABAI
| Don't Be A Bitch About It
|
DBD
| Don't Be Dumb
|
DBEYR
| Don't Believe Everything You Read
|
DD
| Due Diligence
|
DDSOS
| Different Day, Same Old Sh**
|
def
| Definitely
|
DEGT
| Don't Even Go There
|
DETI
| Don't Even Think It
|
dewd
| dude
|
DF
| Dear Friend
|
DFLA
| Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
|
DGA
| Don't Go Anywhere
|
DGT
| Don't Go There
|
DGTG
| Don't Go There Girlfriend
|
DGYF
| Damn Girl You're Fine
|
DH
| Dear Husband
|
DHYB
| Don't Hold Your Breath
|
DIAF
| Die In A Fire
|
DIC
| Drunk In Charge
|
DIKU
| Do I Know You?
|
DILLIGAD
| Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
|
DILLIGAS
| Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
|
DINK
| Double Incomes, No Kids
|
DIRFT
| Do It Right the First Time
|
DISTO
| Did I Say That Outloud?
|
DITR
| Dancing In The Rain
|
ditto
| same here
|
DITYID
| Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
|
DIY
| Do It Yourself
|
DKDC
| Don't Know Don't Care
|
DL
| Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link
|
DLTBBB
| Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
|
DLTM
| Don't Lie To Me
|
DMI
| Don't Mention It
|
DNBL8
| Do Not Be Late
|
DNC
| Does Not Compute
|
DND
| Do Not Disturb
|
DOC
| Drug Of Choice
|
DOE
| Depends On Experience
|
DOEI
| Goodbye (in Dutch)
|
DORD
| Department Of Redundancy Department
|
DP
| Domestic Partner
|
dps
| Damage Per Second
|
DPUP
| Don't Poop Your Pants
|
DQMOT
| Don't Quote Me On This
|
DQYDJ
| Don't Quit Your Day Job
|
DRB
| Dirty Rat Bastard
|
DRIB
| Don't Read If Busy
|
DSTR8
| Damn Straight
|
DTC
| Deep Throaty Chuckle
|
DTRT
| Do The Right Thing
|
DUI
| Driving Under the Influence
|
DUM
| Do You Masturbate?
|
DUNA
| Don't Use No Acronyms
|
dunno
| i don't know
|
DURS
| Damn You Are Sexy
|
DUSL
| Do You Scream Loud?
|
DUST
| Did You See That?
|
DWB
| Don't Write Back
|
DWBH
| Don't Worry Be Happy
|
DWI
| Driving While Intoxicated
|
DWPKOTL
| Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
|
DWS
| Driving While Stupid
|
DWWWI
| Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated
|
DWYM
| Does What You Mean
|
DYFM
| Dude You Fascinate Me
|
DYHAB
| Do You Have A Boyfriend?
|
DYHAG
| Do You Have A Girlfriend
|
DYJHIW
| Don't You Just Hate It When...
|
DYLI
| Do You Love It?
|
DYOFDW
| Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
|
DYSTSOTT
| Did You See The Size Of That Thing
|
E123
| Easy as One, Two, Three
|
E2HO
| Each to His/Her Own
|
EAK
| Eating at Keyboard
|
EAPFS
| Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks
|
EE
| Electronic Emission
|
effin
| F***ing
|
EFT
| Electronic Funds Transfer
|
EG
| Evil Grin
|
EL
| Evil Laugh
|
EM
| Excuse Me
|
EMA
| E-Mail Address
|
EMFBI
| Excuse Me For Butting In
|
EMFJI
| Excuse Me For Jumping In
|
EMI
| Excuse My Ignorance
|
EML
| Email Me Later
|
EMRTW
| Evil Monkey's Rule The World
|
EMSG
| E-Mail Message
|
EOD
| End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
|
EOL
| End Of Life
|
EOM
| End Of Message
|
EOT
| End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
|
ESAD
| Eat Sh** And Die
|
ESADYFA
| Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole
|
ESEMED
| Every Second Every Minute Every Day
|
ESH
| Experience, Strength, and Hope
|
ESMF
| Eat Sh** Mother F***er
|
ESO
| Equipment Smarter than Operator
|
ETA
| Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add
|
ETLA
| ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
|
every1
| everyone
|
EVRE1
| Every One
|
EWI
| E-mailing While Intoxicated
|
EZ
| Easy
|
F2F
| Face-to-Face
|
FAB
| Features Attributes Benefits
|
FAH
| F***ing A Hot
|
FAP
| F***ing A Pissed
|
FAQL
| Frequently Asked Questions List
|
FAQOMFT
| Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time
|
FASB
| Fast Ass Son Bitchii
|
FAWC
| For Anyone Who Cares
|
FB
| F*** Buddy
|
FBI
| F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector
|
FBKS
| Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
|
FBOCD
| Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
|
FCFS
| First Come, First Served
|
FCOL
| For Crying Out Loud
|
FDGB
| Fall Down Go Boom
|
FE
| Fatal Error
|
FF
| Friends Forever
|
FF&PN
| Fresh Fields and Pastures New
|
FFS
| For F*** Sake
|
FGDAI
| Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
|
FIF
| F*** I'm Funny
|
FIIK
| F*** If I Know
|
FIL
| Father-In-Law
|
FILF
| Father I'd Like to F***
|
FILTH
| Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
|
FINE
| F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
|
FISH
| First in, Still Here
|
FITB
| Fill In The Blanks
|
FLA
| Four Letter Acronym
|
FLUID
| F***ing Look it Up, I Did
|
FMLTWIA
| F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
|
FMTYEWTK
| Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
|
FMUTA
| F*** Me Up The Ass
|
FNG
| F***ing New Guy
|
FO
| F*** Off
|
FOAD
| F*** Off And Die
|
FOAF
| Friend Of A Friend
|
FOAG
| F*** Off And Google
|
FOC
| Free of Charge
|
FOFL
| Falling on Floor Laughing
|
FOGC
| Fear Of Getting Caught
|
FOL
| Fond of Leather
|
FOMC
| Fell Off My Chair
|
FOMCL
| Falling Off My Chair Laughing
|
FORD
| Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
|
FOS
| Full Of Sh**
|
FRED
| F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
|
FS
| For Sale
|
FSBO
| For Sale By Owner
|
FSR
| For Some Reason
|
FSU
| F*** Sh** Up
|
FTASB
| Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
|
FTBOMH
| From The Bottom Of My Heart
|
FTF
| F*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face
|
FTFOI
| For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
|
FTL
| Faster Than Light
|
FTLOG
| For The Love Of God
|
FTN
| F*** That Noise
|
FTR
| For The Record
|
FTRF
| F*** That's Really Funny
|
FTTB
| For The Time Being
|
FTW
| For The Win -or- F*** The World
|
FU2
| F*** You Too
|
FUBAR
| F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
|
FUBB
| F***ed Up Beyond Belief
|
FUD
| Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
|
FUJIMO
| F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On
|
FUM
| F***ed Up Mess
|
FURTB
| Filled Up and Ready To Burst
|
FWB
| Friends With Benefits
|
FWD
| Forward
|
FWIW
| For What It's Worth
|
FWOT
| F***ing Waste Of Time
|
FYA
| For Your Amusement
|
FYE
| For Your Edification
|
FYEO
| For Your Eyes Only
|
FYF
| From Your Friend
|
FYI
| For Your Information
|
FYIFV
| F*** You I'm Fully Vested
|
FYLTGE
| From Your Lips To Gods Ears
|
FYM
| For Your Misinformation
|
FYSBIGTBABN
| Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
|
G
| Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
|
G1
| Good One
|
G2G
| Got to Go
|
G2GLYS
| Got To Go Love Ya So
|
G4I
| Go For It
|
G4N
| Good For Nothing
|
GA
| Go Ahead
|
GAB
| Getting A Beer
|
GAFYK
| Get Away From Your Keyboard
|
GAGFI
| Gives A Gay First Impression
|
GAL
| Get A Life
|
GALGAL
| Give A Little Get A Little
|
GALHER
| Get A Load of Her
|
GALHIM
| Get A Load of Him
|
GANB
| Getting Another Beer
|
GAP
| Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
|
GAS
| Got A Second?
|
gawd
| god
|
GB
| Good Bridge
|
GBG
| Great Big Grin
|
GBH
| Great Big Hug
|
GBTW
| Get Back To Work
|
GC
| Good Crib
|
GD&R
| Grinning, Ducking and Running
|
GD&RF
| Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
|
GDI
| God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
|
GDW
| Grin, Duck and Wave
|
GF
| Girlfriend
|
GFF
| Go F***ing Figure
|
GFI
| Go For It
|
GFN
| Gone For Now
|
GFON
| Good For One Night
|
GFR
| Grim File Reaper
|
GFTD
| Gone For The Day
|
GFY
| Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself
|
GFYMF
| Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er
|
GG
| Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling
|
GGA
| Good Game All
|
GGGG
| God, God, God, God
|
GGN
| Gotta Go Now
|
GGOH
| Gotta Get Out of Here
|
GGP
| Gotta Go Pee
|
GHM
| God Help Me
|
GI
| Google It
|
GIC
| Gift In Crib
|
GIDK
| Gee I Don't Know
|
GIGO
| Garbage In, Garbage Out
|
GILF
| Grandmother I'd Like to F***
|
GIWIST
| Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
|
GJ
| Good Job
|
GJP
| Good Job Partner
|
GL
| Good Luck -or- Get Lost
|
GLA
| Good Luck All
|
GLB
| Good Looking Boy
|
GLBT
| Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
|
GLG
| Good Looking Girl
|
GLGH
| Good Luck and Good Hunting
|
GLYASDI
| God Loves You And So Do I
|
GM
| Good Morning -or- Good Move
|
GMAB
| Give Me A Break
|
GMAFB
| Give Me A F***ing Break
|
GMTA
| Great Minds Think Alike
|
GMTFT
| Great Minds Think For Themselves
|
GN
| Good Night
|
GNBLFY
| Got Nothing But Love For You
|
GNOC
| Get Naked On Cam
|
GNSD
| Good Night Sweet Dreams
|
GOI
| Get Over It
|
GOK
| God Only Knows
|
GOL
| Giggling Out Loud
|
GOS
| Gay Or Straight
|
GOWI
| Get On With It
|
GOYHH
| Get Off Your High Horse
|
GR&D
| Grinning Running And Ducking
|
GR2BR
| Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
|
GR8
| Great
|
GRAS
| Generally Recognized As Safe
|
gratz
| Congratulations
|
grrlz
| girls, also seen as grrl
|
GRRR
| Growling
|
GSOAS
| Go Sit On A Snake
|
GSOH
| Good Sense Of Humor
|
GSYJDWURMNKH
| Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat
|
GT
| Good Try
|
GTFO
| Get The F*** Out
|
GTFOOH
| Get The F*** Out Of Here
|
GTG
| Got To Go
|
GTGB
| Got To Go, Bye
|
GTGP
| Got To Go Pee
|
GTH
| Go To Hell
|
GTK
| Good To Know
|
GTM
| Giggle To Myself
|
GTRM
| Going To Read Mail
|
GTSY
| Glad To See You
|
GUD
| Geographically UnDesirable
|
guvment
| government, also seen as guvmint, gumint
|
GWI
| Get With It
|
GWS
| Get Well Soon
|
GYHOOYA
| Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
|
GYPO
| Get Your Pants Off
|
H&K
| Hugs and Kisses
|
h/o
| Hold On
|
h/p
| Hold Please
|
H4U
| Hot For You
|
H4XX0R
| Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
|
H9
| Husband in room
|
HADVD
| Have Advised
|
hag1
| have a good one
|
HAGD
| Have a Great Day
|
HAGN
| Have A Good Night
|
HAGO
| Have A Good One
|
HAK
| Hugs And Kisses
|
HAND
| Have a Nice Day
|
HAR
| Hit And Run
|
HAWTLW
| Hello And Welcome To Last Week
|
HB
| Hurry Back
|
HBASTD
| Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig
|
HBB
| Hip Beyond Belief
|
HBIB
| Hot But Inappropriate Boy
|
HBIC
| Head Bitch In Charge
|
HBU
| How Bout You?
|
HCC
| Holy Computer Crap
|
HD
| Hold
|
HF
| Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
|
HHIS
| Hanging Head In Shame
|
HHO1/2K
| Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
|
HHOJ
| Ha-Ha, Only Joking
|
HHOK
| Ha Ha, Only Kidding
|
HHOS
| Ha-Ha, Only Serious
|
HHTYAY
| Happy Holidays To You And Yours
|
HIG
| How's It Going
|
HIH
| Hope It Helps
|
HIOOC
| Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
|
HITAKS
| Hang In There And Keep Smiling
|
HMFIC
| Head MOFO In Charge
|
HNTI
| How Nice That/This Is
|
HNTW
| How Nice That Was
|
HNY
| Happy New Year
|
HO
| Hang On -or- Hold On
|
HOHA
| HOllywood HAcker
|
HOIC
| Hold On, I'm Coming
|
HOYEW
| Hanging On Your Every Word
|
HP
| Higher Power
|
HPPO
| Highest Paid Person in Office
|
HSIK
| How Should I Know
|
HT
| Hi There
|
HTB
| Hang The Bastards
|
HTH
| Hope This (or That) Helps
|
HTNOTH
| Hit The Nail On The Head
|
HU
| Hook Up
|
HUA
| Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass
|
HUD
| How You Doing?
|
HUGZ
| Hugs
|
huh
| what
|
HUYA
| Head Up Your Ass
|
HWGA
| Here We Go Again
|
I 1-D-R
| I Wonder
|
i h8 it
| i hate it
|
I&I
| Intercourse & Inebriation
|
I-D-L
| Ideal
|
IAC
| In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares
|
IAE
| In Any Event
|
IAITS
| It's All In The Subject
|
IANAC
| I Am Not A Crook
|
IANADBIPOOTV
| I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
|
IANAE
| I Am Not An Expert
|
IANAL
| I Am Not A Lawyer
|
IANNNGC
| I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
|
IASAP4U
| I Always Say A Prayer For You
|
IAT
| I Am Tired
|
IAW
| I Agree With -or- In Accordance With
|
IAYM
| I Am Your Master
|
IBGYBG
| I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone
|
IBIWISI
| I'll Believe It When I See It
|
IBK
| Idiot Behind Keyboard
|
IBRB
| I'll Be Right Back
|
IBT
| In Between Technology
|
IBTC
| Itty Bitty Titty Committee
|
IBTD
| I Beg To Differ
|
IBTL
| In Before The Lock
|
IC
| Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See
|
ICBW
| I Could Be Wrong
|
ICW
| I Can't Wait
|
ICYC
| In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care
|
ID10T
| Idiot
|
IDC
| I Don't Care
|
IDGAD
| I Don't Give A Damn
|
IDGAF
| I Don't Give A F***
|
IDGARA
| I Don't Give A Rats Ass
|
IDGI
| I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved
|
IDK
| I Don't Know
|
IDK, my BFF Jill
| I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill
|
IDKY
| I Don't Know You
|
IDM
| It Does Not Matter
|
IDRK
| I Don't Really Know
|
IDST
| I Didn't Say That
|
IDTA
| I Did That Already
|
IDTS
| I Don't Think So
|
IEF
| It's Esther's Fault
|
IF/IB
| In the Front -or- In the Back
|
IFAB
| I Found A Bug
|
IFU
| I F***ed Up
|
IGGP
| I Gotta Go Pee
|
IGTP
| I Get The Point
|
IGYHTBT
| I Guess You Had To Be There
|
IHA
| I Hate Acronyms
|
IHAIM
| I Have Another Instant Message
|
IHNO
| I Have No Opinion
|
IHTFP
| I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place
|
IHU
| I Hear You
|
IIABDFI
| If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
|
IIIO
| Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
|
IIMAD
| If It Makes An(y) Difference
|
IIR
| If I Remember -or- If I Recall
|
IIRC
| If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly
|
IIT
| Is It Tight?
|
IITLYTO
| If It's Too Loud You're Too Old
|
IITYWIMWYBMAD
| If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
|
IITYWYBMAD
| If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
|
IIWM
| If It Were Me
|
IJPMP
| I Just Pissed My Pants
|
IJWTK
| I Just Want To Know
|
IJWTS
| I Just Want To Say
|
IKALOPLT
| I Know A Lot Of People Like That
|
IKWYM
| I Know What You Mean
|
IKYABWAI
| I Know You Are But What Am I?
|
ILA
| I Love Acronyms
|
ILF/MD
| I Love Female/Male Dominance
|
ILICISCOMK
| I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
|
ILMJ
| I Love My Job
|
ILU
| I Love You
|
ILUAAF
| I Love You As A Friend
|
ILY
| I Love You
|
IM
| Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
|
IM2BZ2P
| I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee
|
IMA
| I Might Add
|
IMAO
| In My Arrogant Opinion
|
IMCO
| In My Considered Opinion
|
IME
| In My Experience
|
IMEZRU
| I Am Easy, Are You?
|
IMHEIUO
| In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
|
IMHO
| In My Humble Opinion
|
IMNERHO
| In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
|
IMNSHO
| In My Not So Humble Opinion
|
IMO
| In My Opinion
|
IMOO
| In My Own Opinion
|
IMPOV
| In My Point Of View
|
IMRU
| I Am, Are You?
|
IMS
| I Am Sorry
|
INBD
| It's No Big Deal
|
INMP
| It's Not My Problem
|
INNW
| If Not Now, When
|
INPO
| In No Particular Order
|
INUCOSM
| It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk
|
IOH
| I'm Outta Here
|
ION
| Index Of Names
|
IONO
| I Don't Know
|
IOUD
| Inside, Outside, Upside Down
|
IOW
| In Other Words
|
IPN
| I'm Posting Naked
|
IRL
| In Real Life
|
ISAGN
| I See A Great Need
|
ISH
| Insert Sarcasm Here
|
ISO
| In Search Of
|
ISS
| I Said So -or- I'm So Sure
|
ISSYGTI
| I’m So Sure You Get The Idea
|
ISTM
| It Seems to Me
|
ISTR
| I Seem To Remember
|
ISWC
| If Stupid Were a Crime
|
ISWYM
| I See What You Mean
|
ISYALS
| I'll Send You A Letter Soon
|
ITA
| I Totally Agree
|
ITFA
| In The Final Analysis
|
ITIGBS
| I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
|
ITM
| In The Money
|
ITS
| Intense Text Sex
|
ITSFWI
| If The Shoe Fits Wear It
|
IUM
| If You Must
|
IWALU
| I Will Always Love You
|
IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA
| I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again
|
IWBNI
| It Would Be Nice If
|
IWFU
| I Wanna F*** You
|
IWIWU
| I Wish I Was You
|
IWSN
| I Want Sex Now
|
IYAOYAS
| If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
|
IYD
| In Your Dreams
|
IYDMMA
| If You Don't Mind My Asking
|
IYFEG
| Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
|
IYKWIM
| If You Know What I Mean
|
IYKWIMAITYD
| If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
|
IYO
| In Your Opinion
|
IYQ
| I Like You
|
IYSS
| If You Say So
|
IYSWIM
| If You See What I Mean
|
J/C
| Just Checking
|
J/J
| Just Joking
|
J/K
| Just Kidding
|
J/O
| Jerking Off
|
J/P
| Just Playing
|
J/W
| Just Wondering
|
J2LYK
| Just To Let You Know
|
J4F
| Just For Fun
|
J4G
| Just For Grins
|
J4T or JFT
| Just For Today
|
J5M
| Just Five Minutes
|
JAD
| Just Another day
|
JAFO
| Just Another F***ing Onlooker
|
JAFS
| Just A F***ing Salesman
|
JAM
| Just A Minute
|
JAS
| Just A Second
|
JC
| Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
|
JDI
| Just Do It
|
JEOMK
| Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
|
JFH
| Just F*** Her
|
JFI
| Just For Information
|
JIC
| Just In Case
|
JK
| Just Kidding
|
JM2C
| Just My 2 Cents
|
JMO
| Just My Opinion
|
JOOTT
| Just One Of Those Things
|
JP
| Just Playing
|
JSU
| Just Shut Up
|
JSYK
| Just So You Know
|
JT
| Just Teasing
|
JTLYK
| Just To Let You Know
|
JTOL
| Just Thinking Out Loud
|
JTOU
| Just Thinking Of You
|
JUADLAM
| Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
|
JW
| Just Wondering
|
K
| OK
|
KB
| Kick Butt
|
KBD
| Keyboard
|
kewl
| it means cool
|
KFY -or- K4Y
| Kiss For You
|
KHYF
| Know How You Feel
|
KIA
| Killed In Action
|
KIBO
| Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out
|
KIR
| Keep It Real
|
KISS
| Keep It Simple Stupid
|
KIT
| Keep In Touch
|
kitty
| code word for vagina
|
KK
| Kiss Kiss
|
KMA
| Kiss My Ass
|
KMFHA
| Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
|
KMP
| Keep Me Posted
|
KMRIA
| Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
|
KMSLA
| Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
|
KMUF
| Kiss Me You Fool
|
KMWA
| Kiss My White Ass
|
KOK
| Knock
|
KOTC
| Kiss On The Cheek
|
KOTL
| Kiss On The Lips
|
KPC
| Keeping Parents Clueless
|
KS
| Kill Stealer
|
KUTGW
| Keep Up The Good Work
|
KWIM
| Know What I Mean?
|
KWSTA
| Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
|
KYFC
| Keep Your Fingers Crossed
|
KYPO
| Keep Your Pants On
|
L
| Laugh
|
L8R
| Later
|
L?^
| Let's hook up
|
LABATYD
| Life's A Bitch And Then You Die
|
LAQ
| Lame Ass Quote
|
LB?W/C
| Like Bondage? Whips or Chains
|
LBR and LGR
| Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
|
LBUG or LBIG
| Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
|
LD
| Long Distance -or- Later Dude
|
LDIMEDILLIGAF
| Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
|
LDR
| Long Distance Relationship
|
LDTTWA
| Let's Do The Time Warp Again
|
LF
| Let's F***
|
LFTI
| Looking Forward To It
|
LGMAS
| Lord Give Me A Sign
|
LHM
| Lord Have Mercy
|
LHO
| Laughing Head Off
|
LHOS
| Lets Have Online Sex
|
LHSO
| Let's Have Sex Online
|
LHU
| Let's Hook Up
|
LIFO
| Last In, First Out
|
LIS
| Laughing In Silence
|
LJBF
| Let's Just Be Friends
|
LKITR
| Little Kid In The Room
|
LLOM
| Like Leno on Meth
|
LLTA
| Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
|
LMAO
| Laughing My Ass Off
|
LMFAO
| Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
|
LMHO
| Laughing My Head Off
|
LMIRL
| Let's Meet In Real Life
|
LMK
| Let Me Know
|
LMSO
| Laughing My Socks Off
|
LMTC
| Left a Message To Contact
|
LMTCB
| Left Message To Call Back
|
LOL
| Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
|
LOLA
| Laugh Out Loud Again
|
LOLZ
| Lots Of Laughs
|
LOMBARD
| Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
|
LOML
| Love Of My Life
|
LONH
| Lights On, Nobody Home
|
LOOL
| Laughing Outragously Out Loud
|
LOPSOD
| Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
|
LORE
| Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere
|
LOU
| Laughing Over You
|
LPOS
| Lazy Piece Of Sh**
|
LRF
| Little Rubber Feet
|
LSHITIPAL
| Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little
|
LSHMBH
| Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
|
LSV
| Language, Sex, Violence
|
LTHTT
| Laughing Too Hard To Type
|
LTIC
| Laughing 'Til I Cry
|
LTIO
| Laughing Til I Orgasm
|
LTM
| Laughing To Myself
|
LTNS
| Long Time No See
|
LTNT
| Long Time, No Type
|
LTR
| Long Term Relationship
|
LTS
| Laughing to Self
|
LTTIC
| Look The Teacher Is Coming
|
LULU
| Locally Undesireable Land Use
|
LUMTP
| Love You More Than Pie
|
luser
| loser
|
LUSM
| Love You So Much
|
LWR
| Launch When Ready
|
LY
| Love You
|
LY4E
| Love You Forever
|
LYA
| Love You All
|
LYB
| Love You Babe
|
LYCYLBB
| Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye
|
LYKYAMY
| Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You
|
LYL
| Love You Lots
|
LYLAB
| Love You Like a Brother
|
LYLAS
| Love You Like A Sister
|
LYLB
| Love You Later Bye
|
LYMI
| Love You, Mean It
|
LYWAMH
| Love You With All My Heart
|
M2NY
| Me Too, Not Yet
|
M4C
| Meet for Coffee
|
m4w
| men for women
|
M8 or M8s
| Mate -or- Mates
|
MA
| Mature Audience
|
MAYA
| Most Advanced Yet Accessible
|
MB
| Message Board
|
MBN
| Must Be Nice
|
MBRFN
| Must Be Real F***ing Nice
|
MEGO
| My Eyes Glaze Over
|
meh
| Who cares, whatever
|
MFD
| Multi-Function Device
|
MfG
| Mit freundlichen Gruessen
|
MFIC
| Mother F***er In Charge
|
MFWIC
| Mo Fo Who's In Charge
|
MHBFY
| My Heart Bleeds For You
|
mhhm
| uh huh -or- yeah
|
MHOTY
| My Hat's Off To You
|
MIA
| Missing In Action
|
MIHAP
| May I Have Your Attention Please
|
MIL
| Mother-In-Law
|
MILF
| Mother I'd Like to F***
|
MIRL
| Meet In Real Life
|
MITIN
| More Info Than I Needed
|
MKOP
| My Kind Of Place
|
MLA
| Multiple Letter Acronym
|
MLAS
| My Lips Are Sealed
|
mlm
| giving the digital middle finger
|
MM
| Market Maker
|
MMHA2U
| My Most Humble Apologies To You
|
mmk
| mmm ok
|
MML
| Made Me Laugh
|
MO
| Move On
|
MOF
| Matter Of Fact
|
MOFO
| Mother F***er
|
MOMPL
| One Moment Please
|
MOO
| Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion
|
MOOS
| Member Of The Opposite Sex
|
MOP
| MOment Please
|
MorF
| Male or Female
|
MOS
| Mom Over Shoulder
|
MOSS
| Member(s) Of The Same Sex
|
MOTAS
| Member Of The Appropriate Sex
|
MOTD
| Message Of The Day
|
MOTOS
| Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex
|
MOTSS
| Member(s) Of The Same Sex
|
MPFB
| My Personal F*** Buddy
|
MRA
| Moving Right Along
|
MRPH
| Mail the Right Place for Help
|
MSG
| Message
|
MSMD
| Monkey See Monkey Do
|
MSNUW
| Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
|
MSTM
| Makes Sense To Me
|
MTBF
| Mean Time Before Failure
|
MTF
| More To Follow
|
MTFBWY
| May The Force Be With You
|
MTLA
| My True Love Always
|
MTSBWY
| May The Schwartz Be With You
|
MUAH or MWAH
| The sound of a kiss
|
MUBAR
| Messed up Beyond All Recognition
|
MUSL
| Missing You Sh** Loads
|
MUSM
| Miss You So Much
|
MVA
| Motor Vehicle Accident
|
MVA no PI
| Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
|
MVA w/PI
| Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
|
MWBRL
| More Will Be Revealed Later
|
MYL
| Mind Your Language
|
MYOB
| Mind Your Own Business
|
N-A-Y-L
| In A While
|
N/A
| Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
|
N/M
| Nothing Much
|
N/T
| No Text
|
N1
| Nice One
|
N2M
| Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
|
N2MJCHBU
| Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?
|
NAB
| Not A Blonde
|
NADT
| Not A Damn Thing
|
NAGB
| Nearly Almost A Good Bridge
|
NAK
| Nursing At Keyboard
|
NALOPKT
| Not A Lot Of People Know That
|
NASCAR
| Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
|
natch
| Naturally
|
NATO
| No Action, Talk Only
|
NAVY
| Never Again Volunteer Yourself
|
NAZ
| Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
|
NB4T
| Not Before Time
|
NBD
| No Big Deal
|
NBFAB
| Not Bad For A Beginner
|
NBFABS
| Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
|
NBIF
| No Basis In Fact
|
NBLFY
| Nothing But Love For You
|
NBS
| No Bull Sh**
|
NC
| Nice Crib
|
NCG
| New College Graduate
|
NDN
| Indian
|
ne
| Any
|
ne-wayz
| anyways
|
ne1
| Anyone
|
ne14kfc
| anyone for KFC?
|
ne1er
| anyone here?
|
Ne2H
| Need To Have
|
NEET
| Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training
|
NESEC
| Any Second
|
NEV
| Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
|
NEWS
| North, East, West, South
|
NFBSK
| Not For British School Kids
|
NFC
| Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance
|
NFF
| No F***ing Fair
|
NFG
| Not F***ing Good
|
NFI
| No F***ing Idea
|
NFS
| Need For Sex -or- Network File System
|
NFW
| No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
|
NG
| New Game
|
NGB
| Nearly Good Bridge
|
NH
| Nice Hand
|
NHOH
| Never Heard Of Him/Her
|
NI4NI
| An Eye For Any Eye
|
NICE
| Nonsense In Crappy Existence
|
NIFOC
| Nude In Front Of The Computer
|
NIGYYSOB
| Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
|
NIH
| Not Invented Here
|
NIM
| No Internal Message
|
NIMBY
| Not In My Back Yard
|
NIMJD
| Not In My Job Description
|
NIMQ
| Not In My Queue
|
NIMY
| Never In A Million Years
|
NINO
| Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output
|
NISM
| Need I Say More
|
NITL
| Not In This Lifetime
|
NIYWFD
| Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams
|
NLL
| Nice Little Lady
|
NM
| Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
|
nm, u
| not much, you?
|
NME
| Enemy
|
NMH
| Not Much Here
|
NMHJC
| Not Much Here, Just Chilling
|
NMP
| Not My Problem
|
NMTE
| Now More Than Ever
|
NMU
| Not Much, You?
|
NN
| Not Now -or- Need
|
NNCIMINTFZ
| Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone
|
NNR
| Need Not Respond
|
NNWW
| Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
|
NO
| Not Online
|
no praw
| no problem
|
NOA
| Not Online Anymore
|
NOFI
| No OFfence Intended
|
NOS
| New Old Stock
|
NOY
| Not Online Yet
|
NOYB
| None Of Your Business
|
NP
| No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
|
NQA
| No Questions Asked
|
NQOCD
| Not Quite Our Class Dear
|
NR
| Nice Roll
|
NRG
| Energy
|
NRN
| No Reply Necessary
|
NS
| Nice Set
|
NSA
| No Strings Attached
|
NSFW
| Not Safe For Work
|
NSS
| No Sh** Sherlock
|
NSTLC
| Need Some Tender Loving Care
|
NTA
| Not This Again
|
nth
| nothing
|
NTIM
| Not That It Matters
|
NTIMM
| Not That It Matters Much
|
NTK
| Nice To Know
|
NTM
| Not That Much
|
NTMU
| Nice To Meet You
|
NTTAWWT
| Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
|
NTW
| Not To Worry
|
NTYMI
| Now That You Mention It
|
NUB
| New person to a site or game
|
NUFF
| Enough Said
|
NVM
| NeVer Mind
|
NVNG
| Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained
|
NW
| No Way
|
NWAL
| Nerd Without A Life
|
NWR
| Not Work Related
|
NYC
| Not Your Concern
|
NYCFS
| New York City Finger Salute
|
O
| Opponent -or- Over
|
OAO
| Over And Out
|
OATUS
| On A Totally Unrelated Subject
|
OAUS
| On An Unrelated Subject
|
OB
| Obligatory
|
OBE
| Overcome By Events
|
OBO
| Or Best Offer
|
OBTW
| Oh By The Way
|
OBX
| Old Battle Axe
|
OC
| Original Character -or- Own Character
|
OCD
| Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
|
ODTAA
| One Damn Thing After Another
|
OIC
| Oh, I See
|
OICU812
| Oh I See, You Ate One Too
|
OK
| All Correct
|
OL
| Old Lady
|
OLL
| OnLine Love
|
OLN
| OnLine Netiquette
|
OLO
| Only Laughed Once
|
OM
| Old Man
|
OMB
| Oh My Buddha
|
OMDB
| Over My Dead Body
|
OMFG
| Oh My F***ing God
|
OMG
| Oh My God
|
OMIK
| Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
|
OML
| Oh My Lord
|
OMW
| On My Way
|
ONID
| Oh No I Didn't
|
ONNA
| Oh No, Not Again
|
ONNTA
| Oh No, Not This Again
|
ONUD
| Oh No You Didn't
|
OO
| Over and Out
|
OOAK
| One Of A Kind
|
OOC
| Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
|
OOF
| Out Of Facility
|
OOI
| Out Of Interest
|
OOO
| Out Of Office
|
OOS
| Out Of Stock
|
OOTB
| Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
|
OOTC
| Obligatory On Topic Comment
|
OSIF
| Oh Sh** I Forgot
|
OSINTOT
| Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That
|
OST
| On Second Thought
|
OT
| Off Topic
|
OTASOIC
| Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction
|
OTC
| Over The Counter
|
OTF
| Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
|
OTH
| Off The Hook
|
OTL
| Out To Lunch
|
OTOH
| On The Other Hand
|
OTP
| On The Phone
|
OTT
| Over The Top
|
OTTOMH
| Off The Top Of My Head
|
OTW
| Off The Wall
|
OUSU
| Oh, You Shut Up
|
OWTTE
| Or Words To That Effect
|
OZ
| Australia
|
P
| Partner
|
P&C
| Private & Confidential
|
P-ZA
| Pizza
|
P2C2E
| Process Too Complicated Too Explain
|
P2U4URAQTP
| Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie
|
P911
| Parent Alert
|
PA
| Parent Alert
|
PAL
| Parents Are Listening
|
PANS
| Pretty Awesome New Stuff
|
PAW
| Parents Are Watching
|
PB
| Potty Break
|
PBB
| Parent Behind Back
|
PBEM
| Play By EMail
|
PBJ
| Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock
|
PC
| Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct
|
PCM
| Please Call Me
|
PD
| Public Domain
|
PDA
| Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection
|
PDOMA
| Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
|
PDQ
| Pretty Darn Quick
|
PDS
| Please Don't Shout
|
PEBCAC
| Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer
|
PEBCAK
| Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
|
PEEP
| People Engaged and Empowered for Peace
|
peeps
| people
|
PFA
| Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
|
PFC
| Pretty F***ing Cold
|
phat
| Pretty Hot And Tempting
|
PHB
| Pointy Haired Boss
|
PHS
| Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
|
PIAPS
| Pig In A Pant Suit
|
PIBKAC
| Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
|
PICNIC
| Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
|
PIF
| Paid In Full
|
PIMP
| Peeing In My Pants
|
PIMPL
| Peeing In My Pants Laughing
|
PIN
| Person In Need
|
PIR
| Parent In Room
|
PITA
| Pain In The Ass
|
PITMEMBOAM
| Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
|
pix
| pictures -or- photos
|
PLO
| Peace, Love, Out
|
PLOKTA
| Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
|
PLOS
| Parents Looking Over Shoulder
|
PLS
| Please
|
PLZ
| Please
|
PM
| Personal Message -or- Private Message
|
PMBI
| Pardon My Butting In
|
PMF
| Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic
|
PMFJI
| Pardon Me For Jumping In
|
PMIGBOM
| Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
|
PMJI
| Pardon My Jumping In
|
PML
| Pissing Myself Laughing
|
PMP
| Peeing My Pants
|
PMSL
| Pissed MySelf Laughing
|
PNATMBC
| Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
|
PNCAH
| Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
|
PND
| Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device
|
PO
| Piss Off
|
POAHF
| Put On A Happy Face
|
POAK
| Passed Out At Keyboard
|
POMS
| Parent Over My Shoulder
|
PONA
| Person Of No Account
|
POS
| Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
|
POSC
| Piece Of Sh** Computer
|
POSSLQ
| Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
|
POTATO
| Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One
|
POTS
| Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder
|
POTUS
| President of the United States
|
POV
| Point Of View
|
PP
| People
|
PPL
| Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
|
pron
| porn
|
PRW
| Parents Are Watching
|
PS
| Post Script
|
PSA
| Public Service Announcement
|
PSO
| Product Superior to Operator
|
PTH
| Prime Tanning Hours
|
PTMM
| Please Tell Me More
|
PTP
| Pardon The Pun
|
PTPOP
| Pat The Pissed Off Primate
|
PU
| That Stinks
|
puter
| computer
|
PVP
| Player Versus Player
|
PWAS
| Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
|
PWCB
| Person Will Call Back
|
pwn
| own
|
pwnt
| owned
|
PWP
| Plot, What Plot?
|
Q2C
| Quick To Cum
|
QC
| Quality Control
|
QFT
| Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking
|
QL
| Quit Laughing
|
QLS
| Reply
|
QOTD
| Quote Of The Day
|
QQ
| Quick Question -or- Cry More
|
QS
| Quit Scrolling
|
QT
| Cutie
|
QYB
| Quit Your Bitching
|
r
| are
|
r u goin
| are you going?
|
R U there?
| Are you there?
|
R&D
| Research & Development
|
R&R
| Rest & Relaxation
|
RAEBNC
| Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
|
RAT
| Remotely Activated Trojan
|
RB@Ya
| Right Back at Ya
|
RBAY
| Right Back At You
|
RBTL
| Read Between The Lines
|
RC
| Remote Control
|
RCI
| Rectal Cranial Inversion
|
RE
| Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again
|
REHI
| Hi Again
|
RFD
| Request For Discussion
|
RFR
| Really F***ing Rich
|
RFS
| Really F***ing Soon
|
RGR
| Roger
|
RHIP
| Rank Has Its Privileges
|
RHK
| RoundHouse Kick
|
RIYL
| Recommended If You Like
|
RKBA
| Right to Keep and Bear Arms
|
RL
| Real Life
|
RLCO
| Real Life Conference
|
RLF
| Real Life Friend
|
RM
| Remake
|
RMETTH
| Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens
|
RMLB
| Read My Lips Baby
|
RMMA
| Reading My Mind Again
|
RMMM
| Read My Mail Man
|
RN
| Right Now
|
RNN
| Reply Not Necessary
|
ROFL
| Rolling On Floor Laughing
|
ROR
| Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
|
ROTFL
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing
|
ROTFLMAO
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
|
ROTFLMFAO
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
|
ROTFLOL
| Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
|
ROTGL
| Rolling On The Ground Laughing
|
ROTGLMAO
| Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
|
ROTM
| Right On The Money
|
RPG
| Role Playing Games
|
RRQ
| Return Receipt reQuested
|
RRR
| haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
|
RSN
| Real Soon Now
|
RSVP
| Repondez S'il Vous Plait
|
RT
| Real Time
|
RTB
| Returning To Base (home)
|
RTBM
| Read The Bloody Manual
|
RTBS
| Reason To Be Single
|
RTFAQ
| Read The FAQ
|
RTFF
| Read The F***ing FAQ
|
RTFM
| Read The F***ing Manual
|
RTFQ
| Read The F***ing Question
|
RTH
| Release The Hounds
|
RTK
| Return To Keyboard
|
RTM or RTFM
| Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual
|
RTSM
| Read The Silly Manual
|
RTTSD
| Right Thing To Say Dude
|
RTWFQ
| Read The Whole F***ing Question
|
RU
| Are You?
|
RU/18
| Are You Over 18?
|
RUFKM
| Are You F***ing Kidding Me?
|
RUH
| Are You Horny?
|
RUMCYMHMD
| Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
|
RUMORF
| Are You Male OR Female?
|
RUNTS
| Are You Nuts?
|
RUOK
| Are You OK?
|
RUS
| Are You Serious?
|
RUSOS
| Are You SOS (in trouble)?
|
RUT
| Are You There?
|
RUUP4IT
| Are You Up For It?
|
RX
| Regards
|
RYFM
| Read Your Friendly Manual
|
RYO
| Roll Your Own
|
RYS
| Read Your Screen
|
S
| Smile
|
S2R
| Send To Receive
|
S2U
| Same To You
|
S4B
| Sh** for Brains
|
S4L
| Spam For Life
|
SADAD
| Suck A Dick And Die
|
SAHM
| Stay At Home Mom
|
SAIA
| Stupid Asses In Action
|
SAPFU
| Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups
|
SB
| Stand By
|
SBI
| Sorry 'Bout It
|
SBTA
| Sorry, Being Thick Again
|
SBUG
| Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
|
SCNR
| Sorry, Could Not Resist
|
SDK
| Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit
|
sec
| wait a second
|
SED
| Said Enough Darling
|
SEG
| Sh** Eating Grin
|
SEP
| Somebody Else's Problem
|
SETE
| Smiling Ear To Ear
|
SEWAG
| Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess
|
SF
| Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction
|
SFAIAA
| So Far As I Am Aware
|
SFETE
| Smiling From Ear To Ear
|
SFLA
| Stupid Four Letter Acronym
|
SFTTM
| Stop F***ing Talking To Me
|
SFX
| Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects
|
SH
| Sh** Happens
|
SHB
| Should Have Been
|
shhh
| quiet
|
SHID
| Slap Head In Disgust
|
SHMILY
| See How Much I Love You
|
SIC
| Spelling Is Correct
|
SICL
| Sitting In Chair Laughing
|
SICS
| Sitting In Chair Snickering
|
SII
| Seriously Impaired Imagination
|
SIL
| Sister-In-Law
|
SIP
| Skiing In Powder
|
SIT
| Stay In Touch
|
SITCOM
| Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
|
SITD
| Still In The Dark
|
SIUP
| Suck It Up Pussy
|
SIUYA
| Shove It Up Your Ass
|
sk8er
| skater
|
sk8r
| skater
|
SL
| Second Life
|
SLAP
| Sounds Like A Plan
|
SLAW
| Sounds Like A Winner
|
SLIRK
| Smart Little Rich Kid
|
SLM
| See Last Mail
|
SLOM
| Sticking Leeches On Myself
|
SLT
| Something Like That
|
SM
| Senior Moment
|
SMAIM
| Send Me An Instant Message
|
SMB
| Suck My Balls
|
SME
| Subject Matter Expert
|
SMEM
| Send Me E-Mail
|
SMH
| Shaking My Head
|
SMIM
| Send Me an Instant Message
|
SMOP
| Small Matter of Programming
|
smt
| something
|
SNAFU
| Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
|
SNAG
| Sensitive New Age Guy
|
SNERT
| Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
|
SO
| Significant Other
|
SOB
| Son Of a B*tch
|
SOBT
| Stressed Out Big Time
|
SOGOP
| Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
|
SOH
| Sense Of Humor
|
SOHF
| Sense Of Humor Failure
|
SOI
| Self Owning Idiot
|
SOIAR
| Sit On It And Rotate
|
sok
| it's ok
|
SOL
| Sh** Out of Luck
|
some1
| someone
|
SOMY
| Sick Of Me Yet
|
SOOYA
| Snake Out Of Your Ass
|
SOP
| Standard Operating Procedure
|
SorG
| Straight or Gay
|
SOS
| Same Old Sh** -or- help
|
SOT
| Short On Time
|
SOTMG
| Short On Time, Must Go
|
SOW
| Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work
|
soz
| Sorry
|
SRO
| Standing Room Only
|
srsly
| seriously
|
SSC
| Super Sexy Cute
|
SSDD
| Same Sh** Different Day
|
SSEWBA
| Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
|
SSIA
| Subject Says It All
|
STBY
| Sucks To Be You
|
STD
| Seal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease
|
STFU
| Shut The F*** Up
|
STFW
| Search The F***ing Web
|
sth
| something
|
STM
| Spank The Monkey
|
STPPYNOZGTW
| Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work
|
STR8
| Straight
|
STS
| So To Speak
|
STW
| Search The Web
|
STYS
| Speak To You Soon
|
SU
| Shut Up
|
SUAC
| Sh** Up A Creek
|
SUAKM
| Shut Up And Kiss Me
|
SUFI
| Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
|
SUFID
| Screwing Up Face In Disgust
|
SUL
| Snooze You Lose
|
sup
| what's up?
|
sux
| sucks
|
SUYF
| Shut Up You Fool
|
SWAG
| Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
|
SWAK
| Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss
|
SWALBCAKWS
| Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick
|
SWALK
| Sealed With A Loving Kiss
|
SWDYT
| So What Do You Think?
|
sweet<3
| sweetheart
|
SWF
| Single White Female
|
SWIM
| See What I Mean?
|
SWIS
| See What I'm Saying
|
SWL
| Screaming With Laughter
|
SWMBO
| She Who Must Be Obeyed
|
SWU
| So What's Up
|
SYL
| See You Later
|
SYS
| See You Soon
|
SYT
| See You Tomorrow
|
s^
| what's up?
|
T&C
| Terms & Conditions
|
T@YL
| Talk At You Later
|
TA
| Thanks Again
|
TABOOMA
| Take A Bite Out Of My Ass
|
TAF
| That's All, Folks
|
TAFN
| That's All For Now
|
TAH
| Take A Hike
|
TAKS
| That's A Knee Slapper
|
TANJ
| There Ain't No Justice
|
TANSTAAFL
| There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
|
TAP
| Take A Pill
|
TARFU
| Things Are Really F***ed Up
|
TAS
| Taking A Shower
|
TAW
| Teachers Are Watching
|
TBA
| To Be Advised
|
TBC
| To Be Continued
|
TBD
| To Be Determined
|
TBE
| Thick Between Ears
|
TBH
| To Be Honest
|
TBYB
| Try Before You Buy
|
TC
| Take Care
|
TCB
| Trouble Came Back
|
TCOY
| Take Care Of Yourself
|
TDM
| Too Darn Many
|
TDTM
| Talk Dirty To Me
|
TEOTWAWKI
| The End Of The World As We Know It
|
TFDS
| That's For Darn Sure
|
TFH
| Thread From Hell
|
TFLMS
| Thanks For Letting Me Share
|
TFM
| Thanks From Me
|
TFMIU
| The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable
|
TFN
| Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
|
TFS
| Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute
|
TFTHAOT
| Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
|
TFTT
| Thanks For The Thought
|
TFX
| Traffic
|
TGAL
| Think Globally, Act Locally
|
TGGTG
| That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
|
TGIF
| Thank God It's Friday
|
THX or TX or THKS
| Thanks
|
TIA
| Thanks In Advance
|
TIAIL
| Think I Am In Love
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TIC
| Tongue In Cheek
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TIGAS
| Think I Give A Sh**
|
TILII
| Tell It Like It Is
|
TINGTES
| There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks
|
TINWIS
| That Is Not What I Said
|
TISC
| This Is So Cool
|
TISL
| This Is So Lame
|
TISNC
| This Is So Not Cool
|
TISNF
| That Is So Not Fair
|
TISNT
| That Is So Not True
|
TK
| To Come
|
TKU4UK
| Thank You For Your Kindness
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TLA
| Three Letter Acronym
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TLC
| Tender Loving Care
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TLGO
| The List Goes On
|
TLITBC
| That's Life In The Big City
|
TLK2UL8R
| Talk To You Later
|
TM
| Trust Me
|
TMA
| Too Many Acronyms
|
TMI
| Too Much Information
|
TMSGO
| Too Much Sh** Going On
|
TMTOWTDI
| There's More Than One Way To Do It
|
TNA
| Temporarily Not Available
|
TNC
| Tongue In Cheek
|
TNT
| Til Next Time
|
TNTL
| Trying Not To Laugh
|
TNX
| Thanks
|
to go nookleer
| to explode
|
TOBAL
| There Oughta Be A Law
|
TOBG
| This Oughta Be Good
|
TOM
| Tomorrow
|
TOPCA
| Til Our Paths Cross Again
|
TOT
| Tons Of Time
|
TOY
| Thinking Of You
|
TP
| Team Player -or- TelePort
|
TPC
| The Phone Company
|
TPS
| That's Pretty Stupid
|
TPTB
| The Powers That Be
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TQM
| Total Quality Management
|
TRAM
| The Rest Are Mine
|
TRDMC
| Tears Running Down My Cheeks
|
tripdub
| triple w
|
troo
| TRUE
|
TS
| Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
|
TSIA
| This Says It All
|
TSIF
| Thank Science It's Friday
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TSNF
| That's So Not Fair
|
TSOB
| Tough Son Of a B*tch
|
TSR
| Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules
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TSRA
| Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
|
TT
| Big Tease
|
TTA
| Tap That Ass
|
TTBOMK
| To The Best Of My Knowledge
|
TTFN
| Ta Ta For Now
|
TTG
| Time to Go
|
TTIOT
| The Truth Is Out There
|
TTKSF
| Trying To Keep a Straight Face
|
TTMF
| Ta Ta MOFO
|
TTS
| Text To Speech
|
TTT
| That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
|
TTTHTFAL
| Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
|
TTTKA
| Time To Totally Kick Ass
|
TTTT
| To Tell The Truth
|
TTUL
| Talk To You Later
|
TTYAWFN
| Talk To You A While From Now
|
TTYL
| Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later
|
TTYT
| Talk To You Tomorrow
|
TVM4YEM
| Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail
|
TWHAB
| This Won't Hurt A Bit
|
TWHE
| The Walls Have Ears
|
TWIMC
| To Whom It May Concern
|
TWITA
| That's What I'm Talking About
|
TWIWI
| That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?
|
TXS
| Thanks
|
TXT IM
| Text Instant Message
|
TXT MSG
| text message
|
TY
| Thank You
|
TYCLO
| Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
|
TYG
| There You Go
|
TYVM
| Thank You Very Much
|
u
| You
|
u up
| are you up?
|
U-L
| You Will
|
U2
| You Too
|
u8
| you ate?
|
UBS
| Unique Buying State
|
UCWAP
| Up a Creek Without A Paddle
|
UDH82BME
| You'd Hate To Be Me
|
UDM
| You're the Man
|
UG2BK
| You've Got To Be Kidding
|
UGC
| User-Generated Content
|
unPC
| unPolitically Correct
|
UNTCO
| You Need To Chill Out
|
UOK
| Are You OK?
|
UPOD
| Under Promise Over Deliver
|
ur
| you are
|
UR2K
| You Are Too Kind
|
URAPITA
| You Are A Pain In The Ass
|
URSAI
| You Are Such An Idiot
|
URW
| You Are Welcome
|
URWS
| You Are Wise
|
URYY4M
| You Are Too Wise For Me
|
URZ
| yours
|
USP
| Unique Selling Proposition
|
UTM
| You Tell Me
|
UV
| Unpleasant Visual
|
UWIWU
| You Wish I Was You
|
VBG
| Very Big Grin
|
VBS
| Very Big Smile
|
VC
| Venture Capital
|
VCDA
| Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
|
VEG
| Very Evil Grin
|
VFM
| Value For Money
|
VGN
| Vegan -or- Vegitarian
|
VM
| Voice Mail
|
VRBS
| Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
|
VSF
| Very Sad Face
|
VWD
| Very Well Done
|
VWP
| Very Well Played
|
w's^
| what's up?
|
W/
| With
|
W/E
| Weekend
|
W/O
| Without
|
w00t
| We Own the Other Team
|
w4m
| women for men
|
W8
| Wait
|
W9
| Wife in room
|
WAD
| Without A Doubt
|
WAEF
| When All Else Fails
|
WAFB
| What A F***ing Bitch
|
WAFM
| What A F***ing Mess
|
WAFS
| Warm And Fuzzies
|
WAG
| Wild Ass Guess
|
WAI
| What An Idiot
|
WAK
| What A Kiss
|
WAMBAM
| Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
|
WAYD
| What Are You Doing?
|
WAYN
| Where Are You Now?
|
WB
| Welcome Back -or- Write Back
|
WBS
| Write Back Soon
|
WBU
| What 'Bout You?
|
WC
| Who Cares
|
WCA
| Who Cares Anyway
|
WD
| Well Done
|
WDALYIC
| Who Died And Left You In Charge?
|
WDDD
| Woopie Doo Da Dey
|
WDR
| With Due Respect
|
WDT
| Who Does That?
|
WDYM
| What Do You Mean?
|
WDYMBT
| What Do You Mean By That?
|
WDYS
| What Did You Say?
|
WDYT
| What Do You Think?
|
WE
| Whatever
|
WEG
| Wicked Evil Grin
|
WETSU
| We Eat This Sh** Up
|
WF
| Way Fun
|
WFM
| Works For Me
|
WG
| Wicked Grin
|
WGAFF
| Who Gives A Flying F***
|
WIBAMU
| Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
|
WIBNI
| Wouldn't It Be Nice If
|
WIIFM
| What's In It For Me
|
WILCO
| Will Comply
|
WIM
| Woe Is Me
|
WIP
| Work In Process
|
wirld
| world
|
WISP
| Winning Is So Pleasureable
|
WIT
| Wordsmith In Training
|
WITFITS
| What In The F*** Is This Sh**
|
WITW
| What In The World
|
WIU
| Wrap It Up
|
wkewl
| way cool
|
WLMIRL
| Would Like to Meet In Real Life
|
WMHGB
| Where Many Have Gone Before
|
WMMOWS
| Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
|
WMPL
| Wet My Pants Laughing
|
WNOHGB
| Where No One Has Gone Before
|
WOA
| Work Of Art
|
WOG
| Wise Old Guy
|
WOM
| Word Of Mouse
|
WOMBAT
| Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
|
WOOF
| Well Off Older Folks
|
woot
| We Own the Other Team
|
WOP
| With Out Papers
|
WOTAM
| Waste Of Time And Money
|
WOTD
| Word Of The Day
|
WP
| Well Played
|
WRT
| With Regard To -or- With Respect To
|
wru
| where are you?
|
WRUD
| What Are You Doing?
|
WRUDATM
| What Are You Doing At The Moment?
|
WT
| Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
|
WTB
| Want To Buy
|
WTF
| What The F***
|
WTFDYJS
| What The F*** Did You Just Say?
|
WTFGDA
| Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass
|
WTFH
| What The F***ing Hell
|
WTFWYCM
| Why The F*** Would You Call Me?
|
WTG
| Way To Go
|
WTGP
| Want To Go Private?
|
WTH
| What The Heck
|
WTHOW
| White Trash Headline Of the Week
|
WTMI
| Way Too Much Information
|
WTN
| What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?
|
WTS
| Want To Sell
|
WTSDS
| Where The Sun Don't Shine
|
WTSHTF
| When The Sh** Hits The Fan
|
WTTM
| Without Thinking Too Much
|
WU
| What's Up
|
WUF
| Where You From
|
WUWH
| Wish You Were Here
|
WUWHIMA
| Wish You Were Here In My Arms
|
wuz
| was
|
wuz4dina
| What's for dinner?
|
wuzup
| what's up?
|
WWJD
| What Would Jesus Do?
|
WWSD
| What Would Satan Do?
|
WWY
| Where Were You?
|
WX
| Weather
|
WYCM
| Will You Call Me?
|
WYD
| What You Doing?
|
WYFM
| Would You F*** Me?
|
WYGISWYPF
| What You Get Is What You Pay For
|
WYM
| What do You Mean?
|
wymyn
| women
|
WYP
| What's Your Problem?
|
WYRN
| What's Your Real Name?
|
WYS
| Whatever You Say
|
WYSILOB
| What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
|
WYSIWYG
| What You See Is What You Get
|
WYSLPG
| What You See Looks Pretty Good
|
WYT
| Whatever You Think
|
WYWH
| Wish You Were Here
|
X-I-10
| Exciting
|
XLNT
| Excellent
|
XME
| Excuse Me
|
XOXO
| Hugs and Kisses
|
XQZT
| Exquisite
|
XTC
| Ecstasy
|
Y
| Why? -or- Yes
|
YA
| Yet Another
|
YA yaya
| Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
|
YABA
| Yet Another Bloody Acronym
|
YACC
| Yet Another Calendar Company
|
YAFIYGI
| You Asked For It You Got It
|
YAJWD
| You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie
|
YAOTM
| Yet Another Off Topic Message
|
YAUN
| Yet Another Unix Nerd
|
YBF
| You've Been F***ed
|
YBS
| You'll Be Sorry
|
YBY
| Yeah Baby Yeah
|
YBYSA
| You Bet Your Sweet Ass
|
YCT
| Your Comment To
|
YDKM
| You Don't Know Me
|
YEPPIES
| Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
|
YGBK
| You Gotta Be Kidding
|
YGBSM
| You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
|
YGLT
| You're Gonna Love This
|
YGTBK
| You've Got To Be Kidding
|
YGWYPF
| You Get What You Pay For
|
YHM
| You Have Mail
|
YIC
| Yours In Christ
|
YIU
| Yes, I Understand
|
YIWGP
| Yes, I Will Go Private
|
YKW
| You Know What?
|
YKWIM
| You Know What I Mean
|
YM
| Your Mother
|
YMAK
| You May Already Know
|
YMMV
| Your Mileage May Vary
|
YNK
| You Never Know
|
YOYO
| You're On Your Own
|
YR
| Yeah Right
|
YRYOCC
| You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
|
YS
| You Stinker
|
YSAN
| You're Such A Nerd
|
ysdiw8
| why should i wait?
|
YSIC
| Why Should I Care?
|
YSK
| You Should Know
|
YSYD
| Yeah, Sure You Do
|
YTB
| You're The Best
|
YTRNW
| Yeah That's Right, Now What?
|
YTTT
| You Telling The Truth?
|
YUPPIES
| Young Urban Professionals
|
YW
| You're Welcome
|
YWIA
| You're Welcome In Advance
|
YY4U
| Too Wise For You
|
YYSSW
| Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
|
zerg
| To gang up on someone
|
ZMG or ZOMG
| Oh My God
|
ZZZ
| Sleeping, Bored, Tired
|
\M/
| Heavy Metal Music
|
^5
| High Five
|
^RUP^
| Read Up Please
|
^URS
| Up Yours
|